Filthy old cars, filthier "grease monkey" ... or .. can you bath in Fast Orange?

[SuperBuickGuy]

napa work gloves and work overalls are my solution. Even if I could get away with greasy hands/face/hair, the chemicals needed to clean up make my skin a dried-out mess.

[Beagle]

hypoid 90w gear grease.. in the hair. Pert does not fix it.

[Wally]

Dare I ask....what kind of cider?

Try Dicken's (probably not safe at work) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXbpZnYmo38

[Woodward_Dreams]

The only thing I really can't stand to have on my hands is brake fluid. I don't really mind if my hands aren't fully clean, but there's just something about brake fluid.

I completely agree. I hate how it feels and i don't like the smell of it either. Everyone at work thinks I'm crazy.