Tragic Accident

[pdub]

[BOOOGHAR]

i got a different caption for that, but then the post would be deleted cause it was in poor taste

[skullbucket]

People see it as bad, I see it as a new trash dump!

[Barry Donovan]

my subaru did that.

lesbian related.

[pdub]

my subaru did that.

lesbian related.

How can anybody be anymore confused than 20 blind lesbians in a fish market?

[Huskinhano]

Rotflmao!

[TC]

You've seen the signs.....



But did you know it was a warning to look out for my friend Greg's ex-old lady.............

[Scott Liggett]

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They found her remains in China.

[Monk]

They got all these new drunk driving tests, these sophisticated tests, breathalyzers.
I got pulled over in deep rural, backwoods Arkansas.
They don't have sophisticated tests for drunk driving there.
They just pulled out a wallet-sized photo of Rosie O'Donnell.
They're like, 'Is she attractive?'

[Big Dave]

and Monk, how did you answer that question?

[Bamfster]

On a side note: Oprah Winfrey was arrested at Denver International Airport when TSA officials were searching her and discovered 500 lbs of crack under her dress.

[Monk]

and Monk, how did you answer that question?

I passed........with flying colors I might add.

They also take her photo
on long hunting trips.

When she starts to look attractive.......they know it's time to go home.

[pdub]

Rotflmao!

I'd love to take credit for the 20 blind lesbians line, but I can't. Deaf Bob sent that to me in an email, a collection of lesbian jokes. That one was my fave, but in second place was, "What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?"

"Well hung."

A great collection of laughers I couldn't use on my website. Thanks Bob!

[Monk]

I'd love to take credit for the 20 blind lesbians line, but I can't. Deaf Bob sent that to me in an email, a collection of lesbian jokes. That one was my fave, but in second place was, "What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?"

"Well hung."

A great collection of laughers I couldn't use on my website. Thanks Bob!

What did one lesbian frog say to the other?

Hey.....we do taste like chicken don't we?

[pdub]

Wonder if I should post the whole list....hmmmm...I would indeed like to be able to log on here and post some more tomorrow, although I'm not hooked on BS. No, I'm not.