Tragic Accident

[BOOOGHAR]

Godzilla Glory Hole

[Deaf Bob]

Wonder if I should post the whole list....hmmmm...I would indeed like to be able to log on here and post some more tomorrow, although I'm not hooked on BS. No, I'm not.

Denial is the first step... Then comes acceptance, anger, i forget what else...

I gotta have my fixes daily.... BS, NWDEMO, EMAILS, WEEVILLE, and LOCAL news ....

[pdub]

Wonder if I should post the whole list....hmmmm...I would indeed like to be able to log on here and post some more tomorrow, although I'm not hooked on BS. No, I'm not.

[Monk]

I'd love to take credit for the 20 blind lesbians line, but I can't. Deaf Bob sent that to me in an email, a collection of lesbian jokes. That one was my fave, but in second place was, "What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?"

"Well hung."

A great collection of laughers I couldn't use on my website. Thanks Bob!

What did one lesbian frog say to the other?

Hey.....we do taste like chicken don't we?

[pdub]

Rotflmao!

I'd love to take credit for the 20 blind lesbians line, but I can't. Deaf Bob sent that to me in an email, a collection of lesbian jokes. That one was my fave, but in second place was, "What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?"

"Well hung."

A great collection of laughers I couldn't use on my website. Thanks Bob!

[Monk]

and Monk, how did you answer that question?

I passed........with flying colors I might add.

They also take her photo
on long hunting trips.

When she starts to look attractive.......they know it's time to go home.

[Bamfster]

On a side note: Oprah Winfrey was arrested at Denver International Airport when TSA officials were searching her and discovered 500 lbs of crack under her dress.

[Big Dave]

and Monk, how did you answer that question?

[Monk]

They got all these new drunk driving tests, these sophisticated tests, breathalyzers.
I got pulled over in deep rural, backwoods Arkansas.
They don't have sophisticated tests for drunk driving there.
They just pulled out a wallet-sized photo of Rosie O'Donnell.
They're like, 'Is she attractive?'

[Scott Liggett]

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They found her remains in China.

[TC]

You've seen the signs.....



But did you know it was a warning to look out for my friend Greg's ex-old lady.............

[Huskinhano]

Rotflmao!

[pdub]

my subaru did that.

lesbian related.

How can anybody be anymore confused than 20 blind lesbians in a fish market?

[Barry Donovan]

my subaru did that.

lesbian related.

[skullbucket]

People see it as bad, I see it as a new trash dump!