HUGE Medical Warning

[pdub]

We've got a good setup in the big room at Weeville. I can Bangshift and got the big TV going on over my shoulder.

Local news out of Chattanooga - BULLETIN. One of those teasers they always go to before the commercial break. Coming up - the teaser is usually about as long as the story they're teasing about.

I've ranted so much already about the news media...nothing new. But get THIS: Heads up, folks: Coming up - Surfing while pregnant is a real NO-NO.

I don't think anybody surfs in eastern Tennessee. I think they've run out of material. I love to hate the media, but I'm addicted. I have to watch, in case I miss something relevant.

[455 LeMans]

Well there goes my weekend...

[pdub]

Well there goes my weekend...

What, you're pregnant?

Don't go surfing in the ocean, simple as that....

[455 LeMans]

What, you're pregnant?

Don't go surfing in the ocean, simple as that....

Let's just say 'I'm showing'...

[pdub]

HHhaHahaHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! Man, oh man. Don't let the board hit you in the ass in the churning chum close to the beach. HAhAHahAHH!!!!!

[BOOOGHAR]

and i thought this was going to be about something cool like soaking tampons in vodka then stuffing them in yer butt for that instant buzz

[pdub]

and i thought this was going to be about something cool like soaking tampons in vodka then stuffing them in yer butt for that instant buzz

Charles, that sounds like that comes from experience?

[BOOOGHAR]

brian told me that, something bout college and experimenting or somethin like that

[pdub]

brian told me that, something bout college and experimenting or somethin like that

I can dig it - I know when I had a big thump in the trunk he sure made a big point to say that you don't want that noise to be a dead hooker. Just sayin'.

[oldsman496]

I can dig it - I know when I had a big thump in the trunk he sure made a big point to say that you don't want that noise to be a dead hooker. Just sayin'.

wow. I feel so much better knowing that i'm not the only one with that kind of junk in my trunk..... thanks peewee.

[SuperBuickGuy]

Tennessee is on what ocean?

And thanks for that vodka/brian thing.... now I'll have nightmares for months.

[A/Fuel]

Let me see if I can fix this thread....

[Beagle]

This just in... breaking news... life threatening information revealed at 11:00...

[pdub]

Finally, some REAL news! Wonder if Brian was at this party? It's in that neck of the nation, at least...

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/25/11878013-beer-guzzling-cows-crash-backyard-party?lite