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  • #16
    Originally posted by Beagle View Post
    Group W thing looks like pdub wrote it...

    "And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's
    where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after
    committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly
    looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father
    rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And
    they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the
    bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest
    father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly
    'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me
    and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay
    $50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
    And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench
    there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I
    said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand,
    and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing,
    father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the
    bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of
    things, until the Sargeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it
    up and said.

    ..."



    plan is to borrow things from the LSC after the Mercedes... errr... GrandmaNada gets legal.
    LOL As soon as I saw the "group W" reference, I said......I WANNA KILL!

    Originally posted by Brian Lohnes View Post
    You can get any thing you want at Alice's Rest-a-raunt.
    'ceptin Alice


    Oh and cool score!
    Last edited by DirtyWhiteBoy; June 19, 2012, 12:22 PM.
    A.K.A. Brian
    Jack of many trades-master of none

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    • #17
      Well, did you get it home? Just wondering.
      Previously HoosierL98GTA

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      • #18
        a few things happened, so it's the Grand Nada - as in, no Granada.

        a) My meds started working - manic a.d.d. people make erratic decisions so it's smarter to wait 48 hours and I talked myself out of it in that time.

        b) Monica was giving me "the look" behind my back and I caught her. For some reason, she's not wild about Granada's. ? wth?

        c) James called me a black lab at the scene of a tennis ball factory explosion

        I'm still jonesing for it... and it's still there if anybody wants it - they offered it to me for 750...
        Last edited by Beagle; June 22, 2012, 06:13 AM.
        Flying south, with a flock of bird dogs.

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