A Study In Human Preference

[pdub]

Let's put it all on the table.

From all of my brain training in the training field, it's all the same. It been the same for hundreds of years, consultants try to package it differently and call it something new, but it's all the same. It'll never change.

X gets on my nerves because Y (I think differently)

And it all comes down to YOU (or the ME), the way we think. Bear with me, I've spent 200 hours in a classroom setting learning this shit, and part or most of it I think is true.

I'd post a poll here, but Matt swore me to never post another poll, plus I don't know how to do it on the new platform so I guess that's a good thing.

So....when "A" says or does something, I get pissed off because "B" it's against my nature because ""C" these are my beliefs and "D" that goes against those beliefs.

So when A,B,C, and D collide you get a circle of collusion. That's the funnel, and nobody wins.

Yes, I'm all, what is it, roses and sunglasses or something?.... but there's a psychological explanation for it all. It's all written down somewhere and it all makes sense.

Even if this didn't. Thought I'd try it anyhow. It probably didn't work.

[LORENSWIFE]

OMG Peewee!

You just made my eye pop out of my head!!!!

[studemax]

P.... you're such a frickin agitator!
Stop it.

[Brian Lohnes]

I'd ask if you've been drinking but there's a lot of big words in there that would probably be all jacked up if you were on the sauce.

[skullbucket]

You think you have a problem now, just wait until you find out A,B,C or D is gay!

[pdub]

P.... you're such a frickin agitator!
Stop it.

What.....?!!??! That was my best piece of work ever.

[TC]

What.....?!!??! That was my best piece of work ever.

It was good!!!.... Just remember PDub, you can't make everyone happy........ Especially stude, hell his grave stone will say, here lays stude grumpier than a gay guy with no bung hole.........


And as for a study of Human Preference, I like blondes with big boobs, yap, yap I sure do.......

How's that for some human preference for ya.....

[pdub]

TC, Stude and I are just fine. No worries whatsoever. I'd pick another target these days.

But blondes with big boobs are great targets.

EDIT:

A friend tells the blonde, "Christmas is on a Friday this year."


The blond says, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."


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Two blondes find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.


One asks, "What if one explodes before we get there?"


The other says, "We'll lie and say we only found two."


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A woman phones her blonde neighbor and says, "Close your curtains the next time you and your husband are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."


To which the blonde replies, "Well the joke's on all of you because I wasn't even at home yesterday."


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A blonde is in the bathroom and her husband shouts, "Did you find the shampoo?"


She answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."


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A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," she tells the vet.


The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me.

The blonde says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."


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A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope, "DO NOT BEND."


He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.


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A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"


"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.


"No!" he shouts, "this is her husband!"


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A blonde is driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly she has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.


A cop car pulls her over, so she tells the cop about all the trees in the road.


The cop says, "That's your air freshener swinging about!"


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A blonde's dog goes missing, and she is frantic. Her husband says, "Why don't you put an ad in the paper?"


She does, but two weeks later, the dog is still missing.


"What did you put in the paper?" her husband asks.


She replies, "Here boy!"


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A blonde man is in jail. The guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.


"Just WHAT are you doing?" he asks.


"Hanging myself," the blonde replies.


"It should be around your neck," says the guard.


"I know," he replies, "but then I couldn't breathe."


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An Italian tourist asks a blonde, "Why do American scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"


To which the blonde replies, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

[Pumpkin]

I'd ask if you've been drinking but there's a lot of big words in there that would probably be all jacked up if you were on the sauce.

Conditioned learning.

[Deaf Bob]

Functioning alcoholic?
Raise your drink...mine's up!

[pdub]

Functioning alcoholic?
Raise your drink...mine's up!

Functioning is the operative term. And vital.

Does anybody not embrace the ABCD theory? That one's big to me. It explains a lot, if you believe it.

[Deaf Bob]

A: attention span deprived
B: boneheaded people around me..
C: crazy responses
D: determined not to care.
E: everybody's nuts
F: fine!
Good nite....

[LORENSWIFE]

attention whore

[pdub]

attention whore

Who?

[LORENSWIFE]

Who?

I guess me!

I post a horrible but funny picture of myself and no one says a word...I am just not feeling the love here