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  • #1

    The Cat's AWAY

    So Brian's in Tuscon, Chads' busy somewhere...Big Dad....where's Big Dad?

    I nominate Deaf Bob to post something entirely inappropriate. From my mailbox, he's definitely got the most material.
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    I second that nomination and add a double dog dare to the proposal.....


    BOB?
    Mike in Southwest Ohio

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    • #3
      Shit...who moved my house to Tuscon?
      That which you manifest is before you.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Brian Lohnes View Post
        Shit...who moved my house to Tuscon?
        Uh-oh. We're being watched. Dang.
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        • #5
          It's Tulsa, PeeWee, Tulsa. Tomorrow. Drag Week.
          Ed, Mary, & 'Earl'
          HRPT LongHaulers, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19.

          Inside every old person is a young person wondering, "what the hell happened?"

          The man at the top of the mountain didn't fall there. -Vince Lombardi

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          • #6
            Originally posted by oletrux4evr View Post
            It's Tulsa, PeeWee, Tulsa. Tomorrow. Drag Week.
            Oh. But we still can't get away with anything.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Brian Lohnes View Post
              Shit...who moved my house to Tuscon?
              I'd say Joe nominated you, he needs more friends to sit around, soaking in their own ass sweat...

              er, I mean enjoy the lovely desert weather down there...
              Editor-at-Large at...well, here, of course!

              "Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."

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              • #8
                I leave a bit and next thing I know... I'm being strong armed to commit felonies...

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                • #9
                  > > While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
                  > >
                  > > The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
                  > >
                  > > To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'
                  > >
                  > > 'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'
                  > >
                  > > I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.
                  > >
                  > > The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher?## And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'
                  > >
                  > >
                  > > 'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'
                  > >
                  > > 'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole? ' he asked.
                  > >
                  > >
                  > > 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'
                  > >
                  > >
                  > > Traffic Ticket - $95.00
                  > > Court Costs - $45.00
                  > > Look on the Cop's Face.................PRICELESS

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                  • #10


                    Editor-at-Large at...well, here, of course!

                    "Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."

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                    • #11
                      Anyone know where the keys to Rusty and BTJ are at?
                      BS'er formally known as Rebeldryver

                      Resident Instigator

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Scott Liggett View Post
                        Anyone know where the keys to Rusty and BTJ are at?
                        I'd venture to say their wives do.
                        "Somewhere the zebra is dancing". Garth Stein's The art of racing in the rain.

                        Matt

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                        • #13
                          Would I be labeled as an instigator at this point? You'll notice I haven't done a thing, except to suggest the idea of misaligned behavior.
                          Last edited by pdub; September 8, 2012, 01:16 AM.
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