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  • Big Tex burns.

    Boo.



    Last edited by BBR; October 19, 2012, 09:26 AM.
    Life is short. Be a do'er and not a shoulda done'er.
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  • #2
    a mannequin burned?

    I don't mean to sound callous or rude, but so what? (need details, man.... was it where you first laid eyes on a 4 eye? maybe it's where you dumped the woman who was before your wife? I could go on... but perhaps you could reduce this mystery?)
    Doing it all wrong since 1966

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    • #3
      Must not have been able to cover his UT/OU game marker with the bookies . . . .

      "H-e-l-l-o! This is Big T-e-x . . . anybody got a light?"

      "It's gettin' hot in HERRE . . . Think I'll melt off my clothes"

      "Who brought the marshmellows? Not the UT defense, the other marshmellows!"

      "Just a warmup for burning Mack Brown in effigy . . . ."

      "Perhaps fitting Big Tex with a magnifying glass wasn't such a good idea after all."

      "Clearly the work of mobs enraged by an anti-Texas film posted on YouTube . . . ."

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      • #4
        Who knew Big Tex was such a hot head?

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        • #5
          Big Tex reacts to the theft of the $200 Hauler and the delay in streaming from Famosa ...

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          • #6
            Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for Big Tex to get take-out from Taco Bell . . . .


            "OH THE HUMANITY!"

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            • #7
              Originally posted by BBR View Post

              "Big Tex got a little hot when learned that the Detroit Tigers have swept the Yankees . . . ."

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              • #8
                Originally posted by BBR View Post
                Biggie jammin' to 50 Cent's "Disco Inferno" . . . .

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BBR View Post
                  This just in . . . The U.S. State Department condemns Iran's Scud missile attack in reaction to "Argo" . . . .

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                  • #10
                    Big Tex . . . testing TC's "free electricity" theory . . . .

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                    • #11


                      "How! Hear big job now open down in Dallas. How apply?"
                      Last edited by Manifestospeed; October 19, 2012, 03:06 PM.

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                      • #12


                        "Get in line, Chief!"

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                        • #13


                          "Sorry, but I've waited years for that old drover to self-combust. That's job's all mine! Mine, I tell ya!"
                          Last edited by Manifestospeed; October 19, 2012, 03:07 PM.

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                          • #14


                            "You juggalos better beware of the Insane Clown Posse . . . Anybody got a Faygo?"
                            Last edited by Manifestospeed; October 19, 2012, 03:17 PM.

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                            • #15


                              "That'll teach that two-timin' cowpoke to cheat on me! . . . how y'all doin', Boys?"
                              Last edited by Manifestospeed; October 19, 2012, 03:22 PM.

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