Are you a prepper?

[Beagle]

I am stocking up on Viagra........that way I won't have to
stake my tomatoes.

Monica wants your address. I'll be sending her postage due. I will NOT accept tomatoes in trade. Maybe the shoebox. HA!

[pdub]

Mayan calendar was more accurate than ours is and didn't need leap years, we're still foooked in 16 days, I just can't figure out what they used for a time zone! I'd hate to be on the crapper when it happens. Man, that would be embarrassing!! Bare-assing... whatever. Nevermind.

On the crapper or in the middle of a speech you've been holding back for years. Just whoever, whatever, however, the thing that's built up and you finally got enough courage to do the right thing and speak your entire mind and you say, "Let me tell you this, finally. I felt for a long time that (fill in the blank, whatever's got your blood pressure up) and then POOF. I wonder if in that fleeting microsecond to eternity we'd have time to think, "Dang.....I didn't get through, and I was about to do it."

[Monk]

Monica wants your address. I'll be sending her postage due. I will NOT accept tomatoes in trade. Maybe the shoebox. HA!

[SuperBuickGuy]

Monica wants your address. I'll be sending her postage due. I will NOT accept tomatoes in trade. Maybe the shoebox. HA!

ummmm... I know you've had a bad day and all - but perhaps you could explain why you don't need those anymore? (cringe)

[milner351]

Lleave it to beags to turn a thread about the apocolypse into a dirty joke, well done.

No man knows the end of days, period. Best not to worry about it - as worry is just a waste of the imagination.

[Deaf Bob]

SBG quoted this famous dude, Alfred Newman (I forget the initial G?). "What, me worry?"
Makes alotta sense..

[SuperBuickGuy]

Lleave it to beags to turn a thread about the apocolypse into a dirty joke, well done.

No man knows the end of days, period. Best not to worry about it - as worry is just a waste of the imagination.

as he's failed to properly address the issue.... it's time to make up reasons why Beags is willing to part with his viagra

I suspect that Monica found he was several pills short, and Bobbetized him

[STINEY]

Possibly Monica is making him part with it? Crying mercy, as it were?


Hey, it happens.......

[LORENSWIFE]

I had an idea last night while watching one of those extreme RV shows.
All the prepper shows talk about "bugging out" when they need to leave wherever they are at and go to a pre-secured safe place where they have all their supplies stashed.

So my idea would be to manufacture "bug out" trailers. NO FRILLS, possibly armored (cuz those guys would dig that) with those holes you shoot guns out of like armored bank cars. Room for 3 or 4 days worth of their hoarded supplies, solar trickle battery chargers etc. and market them as "bug out" trailers.

Is this a good idea?

AND what would YOU want in your bug out trailer?~

[1946Austin]

My wife's cousin is a prepper, end of the world theorist, etc. A number of years ago when he first got into it he started showing me all the things he'd done to prepare. He walked me through his basement, and showed me all the food, water, sleeping bags, etc. and told me all the things he'd done to prepare.
After about 30 min. of showing me all he had, he asked if we were doing anything to prepare for emergencies. I told him I didn't need to prepare, as I had lots of guns and ammo, and I knew where all his stuff was. The look on his face was priceless! ;)

[oletrux4evr]

SBG quoted this famous dude, Alfred Newman (I forget the initial G?). "What, me worry?"
Makes alotta sense..

Alfred E. Newman

[Monk]

In the end ......ain't nobody getting off this planet alive

[Beagle]

I had an idea last night while watching one of those extreme RV shows.
All the prepper shows talk about "bugging out" when they need to leave wherever they are at and go to a pre-secured safe place where they have all their supplies stashed.

So my idea would be to manufacture "bug out" trailers. NO FRILLS, possibly armored (cuz those guys would dig that) with those holes you shoot guns out of like armored bank cars. Room for 3 or 4 days worth of their hoarded supplies, solar trickle battery chargers etc. and market them as "bug out" trailers.

Is this a good idea?

AND what would YOU want in your bug out trailer?~

Hell yeah, that's a great idea! You could market pre-filled bug out bags to go with them, then put homing beacons in the trailer so you could just wait until they were asleep and get all your stuff back. Then you could sell it again! I actually knew somebody who was a landscaper who got caught digging up the trees he was selling to people so he could sell them again. I used to meet some real dirtbags when I worked in a mower shop.

What the hell?!? I leave for five minutes after Monk starts talking about growing tomatoes, and you clowns have Monica cutting off my private parts? LMAO- ya sick bastiches.

[Monk]

Hell yeah, that's a great idea! You could market pre-filled bug out bags to go with them, then put homing beacons in the trailer so you could just wait until they were asleep and get all your stuff back. Then you could sell it again! I actually knew somebody who was a landscaper who got caught digging up the trees he was selling to people so he could sell them again. I used to meet some real dirtbags when I worked in a mower shop.

What the hell?!? I leave for five minutes after Monk starts talking about growing tomatoes, and you clowns have Monica cutting off my private parts? LMAO- ya sick bastiches.

Damn Beags.......problem with getting your private parts whacked off
is to get the evidence to stand up in court.

Bug out trailer.........good idea..........gotta have a place for my Playboys and Cheetos.

[SuperBuickGuy]

In the end ......ain't nobody getting off this planet alive

that's a hard one to prove - there's lots of people who believe some will