Are you a prepper?

[Deaf Bob]

:The flying saucer will come down and beam me up, as soon as I have my magic mushroom quota

[kyhunter89]

I have tons of guns, but cant keep stock of ammo, I always end up shooting what I buy, and now everywhere is beginning to be sold out.

[pdub]

DB sent me this one on email:



I'm gonna mail myself a letter on December 22, just to have that postmark as a keepsake.

[Thumpin455]

that's a hard one to prove - there's lots of people who believe some will

I would love to get off and go exploring the galaxy if only we could travel fast enough that I dont die before I get out of the solar system.

[pdub]

I would love to get off and go exploring the galaxy if only we could travel fast enough that I dont die before I get out of the solar system.

I'm a lot more like the end of Wizard of Oz. "There's no place like home...."

[SuperBuickGuy]

[moparmaniac07]

I would love to get off and go exploring the galaxy if only we could travel fast enough that I dont die before I get out of the solar system.

It would be cool, but I think it would have to be a multi-generational thing, with some generations seeing nothing but the vast emptyness of space. Hell, taking 30 years for Voyager to reach anywere near the edge of the solar system, doesn't leave much hope for individual people.

[Beagle]

I am SO bumming about the NottApocalypse - 4000 cases of creamed corn shot all to shit. I guess I could open a lady's cream corn wrestling center.

[greenXpress]

trade em for go fast parts........

[SuperBuickGuy]

trade em for go fast parts........

he'd get creamed in that exchange

[Beagle]

Dad says I should buy 500 pounds of sugar and make corn whiskey... could be a bright side to this after all!

[63 falcon]

Dad says I should buy 500 pounds of sugar and make corn whiskey... could be a bright side to this after all!

Sounds like a winner !!!!

[Beagle]

Now all I have to do is get a somebody like a logger, gold dust panner, chopper putter together-er, storage unit ripper offer, or alaskan ex-mafia amish drug dealer involved and I can get Discovery to pay for it!

[pdub]

Dad says I should buy 500 pounds of sugar and make corn whiskey... could be a bright side to this after all!

Or you could just go ahead and eat it for years. Every time you poop it'll look like a Payday candy bar. Take photos of it floating and post 'em.

[Deaf Bob]

Or you could just go ahead and eat it for years. Every time you poop it'll look like a Payday candy bar. Take photos of it floating and post 'em.

Hopefully, with the new pup, your excitement standards will improve...