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"noting that her husband becomes particularly wound up whenever he sees a high-priced (sports car) HOOKER in person on the street. “He has some books about them that he likes to look through, and he put up a few posters of cars in the basement.
substitute whatever tickles the large child's fancy.Flying south, with a flock of bird dogs.
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Originally posted by boxer3main View Postwaste of internet bandwidth...hard telling whats about.Originally posted by hoofhearted View PostThat has to be a spoof.
I find their stuff hilarious....Last edited by Joe Grippo; December 6, 2012, 03:12 PM.
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The Onion is proud to announce that North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un, 29, has officially been named the newspaper’s Sexiest Man Alive for the year 2012.
With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile.
“He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same time,” Onion Style and Entertainment editor Marissa Blake-Zweibel said. “And that’s the quality that makes him the sort of man women want, and men want to be. He’s a real hunk with real intensity who also knows how to cut loose and let his hair down.”
Added Blake-Zweibel, “Ri Sol-ju is one lucky lady, that’s for sure!”
Hilarious part is the state run news picked up on it and ran it for a couple days as NEWS untill they were told they got PUNKTLast edited by Deaf Bob; December 6, 2012, 05:27 PM.
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Originally posted by studemax View PostFixed it for ya.
I thought the article was funnier than the video...shitty acting.
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