The Limerick Thread

[Ron Ward]

The Haiku thread was so much fun, I figured we should try a Limerick thread. Whodathunk BS would have poetry, culture and beauty along with all the gearhead stuff?

Here's my submission (to be read with an Irish accent) :


There once was a man from Tennessee
Who entertained crowds with a guitar on his knee
He tried land speed racing
For it was the thrill he was chasing
Just buy the damned blower, peewee






Ron

[DanStokes]

I only know one Limerick but it's a good one:

There once was a maid of Madrass
Who had a magnificent ass
Not pretty and pink
As you probably think
But was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.

Dan

[Beagle]

There once was a man from Boston
Who thought he bought a Ford but he only got an Austin
Had room for his ass
and two gallons of gas
but his nuts hung so low that he lost em

[BangShift McT]

Redneck ingenuity really just asks why
A Buick LeSabre cannot fly?
With a drunk guy named Phil
And a road with a hill
That pig will fly far and high.

[TheSilverBuick]

there once was a man from boston
who thought he bought a ford but he only got an austin
had room for his ass
and two gallons of gas
but his nuts hung so low that he lost em

lmao!!

[Barry Donovan]

there was once a plan from japan
he thought he built a car for a man.
fields of flowers for mystery powers
twas just another tin can.

[PatricksDad]

there was once a plan from japan
he thought he built a car for a man.
fields of flowers for mystery powers
twas just another tin can.

Brilliant.

[Top_notch]

There was a young lady named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light;
She set out one day,
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.

I once knew a woman so fast
that she could revisit the past
she managed to run
three hundred and one
miles per second when I saw her last

[pdub]

There once was a guy named Ron
He used to call the races
He likes the beer
But then he quit
Now he doesn't go so many places