Florida in the News

[pdub]

Florida's where the next big hotrod gig is, what Brian and Chad were talking about on Thursday night's show.

I got nothing whatsoever against Florida. Beautiful place. Nice weather until 4 O'clock every afternoon in the summertime. I was born there (though I don't remember it, Daddy moved us north to South Carolina when I was 2 years old).

But it seems Florida is in the 2012 news roundup on MSN...

This one is on the MSN home page right now:

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/12/31/16262584-from-manatee-riding-woman-to-911-phone-sex-floridas-weird-news-of-2012?lite&ocid=msnhp&pos=5

This one I posted here some months back, but I still think it's pertinent:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/u-postal-asking-floridians-stop-crashing-post-offices-213551323.html

[Barry Donovan]

florida trying to make retard seem fun.

if maine summed up a year an exodus would happen.

[yellomalibu]

Yeah. Interesting place.

Hulk Hogan and Bubba the love sponge had a long friendship. Hulk called into the show often over the years ... apparently they knew each other personally as well as professionally. Ha! ... but wait... Hulk sued the DJ for playing the tape of Hulk having sex with the DJ's wife on the radio show? Layers and layers of "wrong" in there.

I always hear of the stupid stuff in the news... but A.) I didn't know it was national news, and B.) I figured all states had their share of Jerry Springer type of news stories. ... but I guess we're special. Yay.

[yellomalibu]

Here's one for the dumb crook news... yep, in Florida.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-marijuana-grow-house-flagler-20121231,0,2192541.story

Or you could just scroll through the Orlando Sentinel's "breaking news" for a few good stories every day:

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/

[pdub]

Here's one for the dumb crook news... yep, in Florida.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-marijuana-grow-house-flagler-20121231,0,2192541.story

Or you could just scroll through the Orlando Sentinel's "breaking news" for a few good stories every day:

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/

HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Oh my gosh, I thought I was only kidding.....HAHAHAHHAAHAH!

[Pumpkin]

Another one. Owie!

http://www.11alive.com/news/article/256361/186/Police-Fla-teen-accidentally-shoots-off-his-penis-and-testicle

[Deaf Bob]

Another one. Owie!

http://www.11alive.com/news/article/...s-and-testicle

Go down below comments...
Woman accidently marries her father
Complementary snake in new dshwasher...

[yellomalibu]

HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Oh my gosh, I thought I was only kidding.....HAHAHAHHAAHAH!

...but I knew better.

Not only can people in this state NOT count votes, we've got MORE than our share of stupid/crazy.

[TheSilverBuick]

Or you could just scroll through the Orlando Sentinel's "breaking news" for a few good stories every day:

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/

LOL! A radio station I used to listen too in CA used to play "In Florida or Germany", where they would read a ridiculous crime article and a caller would guess if it was in Florida or Germany

[cstmwgn]

the weather down here favors stupidity

[pdub]

the weather down here favors stupidity

cst, please expand upon that. I'd love to know the rest of that. I think in logic and calculations and so forth most of the time. That statement of truth is fascinating. I have to know more. I must, I must.

[Deaf Bob]

the weather down here favors stupidity

Might be older parents having children later in life and the kids follow mumsy and popsy to Florida

[pdub]

Might be older parents having children later in life and the kids follow mumsy and popsy to Florida

No that can't be all of it. I'm about to drop dead wondering how the Florida weather favors stupidity. It's got to be true, it all adds up, I mean it DOES. HOW? How does it figure in? Dang, I love beating my head against the wall becuase it feel so good to stop...

[cstmwgn]

cst, please expand upon that. I'd love to know the rest of that. I think in logic and calculations and so forth most of the time. That statement of truth is fascinating. I have to know more. I must, I must.

In most places north of here - one has to take the weather into consideration when conducting their day to day activities. Typically down here you can be oblivioius to it. I ASSUME that this makes this place more attractive to those that are too stupid to ..... (get out of the cold, get out of the rain, leave when the wind blows, ....). It wasn't meant to be that profound.

[pdub]

In most places north of here - one has to take the weather into consideration when conducting their day to day activities. Typically down here you can be oblivioius to it. I ASSUME that this makes this place more attractive to those that are too stupid to ..... (get out of the cold, get out of the rain, leave when the wind blows, ....). It wasn't meant to be that profound.

Ahhhhh, okay. Yep, I was missing that part of it. It makes sense, it sure does. Since I was born there I reckon I got a full dose of it myself!