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I had a teacher write that in my 6th grade yearbook...she hated me.
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I had a teacher write that in my 6th grade yearbook...she hated me.If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue -
Bada Bing - I like this one.Originally posted by PatricksDad View PostThis one needs a little set-up.
A group of co-workers and I were hanging out in a casino bar in Vegas, waiting to go to dinner. A favorite Vegas past-time of our was called "spot the working girls". A somewhat bitchy marketing rep said something like "How come you didn't pick me? I could pass for one". After an uncomfortable pause, one of my techs said "Nah. You'd starve".
Phil / OmahaComment
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3 is a threesome,
Two is a twosome,
I can see why they call you handsomeComment
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OUCH!Originally posted by Deaf Bob View Post
not enough brains to blow your nose - my ribs hurt - damned some of these are GOOD!There's always something new to learn.Comment
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That boy couldn't find has ass with both hands if his head was on backwards.Phil / OmahaComment
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You couldn't find your ass with a map and a flashlight...Editor-at-Large at...well, here, of course!
"Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."Comment
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There was guy where I used to work who was so bow-legged, it was said he couldn't hem up a pig in a ditch.Originally posted by Remy-Z View Post
Interesting visual on that one.Charter member of the Turd NuggetsComment
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That guy couldn't pour piss out of a boot with written instructions on the bottom of the heel!!Patrick & Tammy
- Long Haulin' 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2014...Addicting isn't it...??Comment
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Some friends and I were joking around at a GTG and one guy called another a homo to which he replied "Dude, I am so straight I even eat a hot dog sideways".Life is short. Be a do'er and not a shoulda done'er.
1969 Galaxie 500 https://bangshift.com/forum/forum/ba...ild-it-s-alive
1998 Mustang GT https://bangshift.com/forum/forum/ba...60-and-a-turbo
1983 Mustang GT 545/552/302/Turbo302/552 http://www.bangshift.com/forum/forum...485-bbr-s-83gt
1973 F-250 BBF Turbo Truck http://www.bangshift.com/forum/forum...uck-conversion
1986 Ford Ranger EFI 545/C6 https://bangshift.com/forum/forum/ba...tooth-and-nailComment
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I like:Originally posted by Remy-Z View Post
"Couldn't find his ass with both hands - in a bathtub". Limited search area.
DanComment
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if you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it between sh*t and syphilis in the dictionary
stop crying so loud, I'll miss the commercial
I'm not a heartless bastard, I just don't careDoing it all wrong since 1966Comment
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Whenever dad is in a hurry dad always says "We gotta sh*t and get!" cracks me up all the time.
Back when i was running track out coach would always yell at us if we werent running fast enough saying
"Quit p*ssy-footin around!"The youngest guy on the board
76 vega
86 fiero
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This one was from an old timer I raced with many years ago, while building a body for one of our modifieds.
Always do your best, because your best will be f***** up enough.Last edited by prostreet34; January 9, 2013, 07:31 PM.2011 Drag Week (unlimited) 5th place 10.89 avg.
2012 Drag Week (unlimited) 5th place 10.55 avg.
all time best 10.27 @ 127Comment
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working with you people is like herding catsThat awkward moment when you realize it IS your circus and those ARE your monkeys!Comment
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... during a goat rodeo!Originally posted by LORENSWIFE View Post"First I believe if you keep the RPM's high enough, ANYTHING is possible." PeeWeeComment
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