The first time I ever heard a group of confused military guys trying to march in any kind of remotely organized fashion described as a "royal clusterf*&k" I nearly pooped I laughed so hard.
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Originally posted by SuperBuickGuy View Postif you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it between sh*t and syphilis in the dictionary
One that has stuck with me since my teenage years, I have heard a couple different ways, but it's a good one:
When you're dumb, you gotta be tough.
My bike racing coach used that one to make me think of tactics while I was racing, but I've found that it works in all walks of life.
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One day after work we were up in the change room getting ready to leave and a couple of young guys were arguing when one of them dropped this gem. I almost fell over I was laughing so hard.
Only time you got to touch any a** is when your finger poked through the toilet paper"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne
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My family used to always use this phrase in sarcastic situations. I have never heard anyone else use it.
"Thats neater than a hen turd cut in two with a baseball bat"
Another I used to work in a fabshop with a old timer that used to always talk about how tuff he was. He would say
"Go over in the corner and practice falling down. Ill be there in a minute."
Same guy whenever you said "whats up" he would say "A chickens ass when its eating."
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For you, Peewee: "Beauty is just a light-switch away."Editor-at-Large at...well, here, of course!
"Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."
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