NLP

[studemax]

P, you know we feel for ya.
Even drinking heavily won't make you feel better.

[Deaf Bob]

I feel so dadgum bad, I've tried to go to bed once today but that didn't work. I can't hold my arms up.

I've tried to laugh my way through it, but there's no doing it.

I'm getting butt-kicked by whatever is going around. Yes, I think it's the flu.

I'll cause trouble here when I feel better, and I'll bet y'all just can't wait. Right, pins and needles.

Glad it's you... Not me.. Already had it.. Short sweet and intense.. Made my back hurt like somebody whacked my kidneys with a 2X4! .. By my polacky calculayshuns,, ya got 2 more days of this shit then 3-5 days to catch your breath..
Hang in there.. You'll live.. Puke, dizzy, shit yourself, and a headache, go to the hospital for fluids..