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Holy CRAP! IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!?!
UH, OH! As I was busy rewrapping my SFI 2010 crash hat in tin foil, February 14 snuck up on me . . .
Do you think Mrs. Outsider would like . . . .
--A nearly new, non-functioning "Brand Z" nitrous kit? (Watching the happy gas fog out of the "black box" like dry ice at a KISS concert ought to be mildly entertaining)
--A greasy BBF long block from the U-Pull-It yard? (I pulled it just for you, Baby")
--A sack of mildly used Craftsman tools (She could trade the broken ratchet in under warranty . . . .)
--Some undersized, half-bald "Sticky Mickeys" (As the t-shirt says "It's not the 'meat', it's the motion" . . . whatever that means . . . .)
--A post card from the famous Iowa 80 truck stop that I found blowing around on the ground.
--The Atlantic Speed t-shirt that I was supposed to send to BBR last month but forgot about . . . . .
Bangshifters wise in the ways of the fairer $#X, Help a brother out!
Do you think Mrs. Outsider would like . . . .
--A nearly new, non-functioning "Brand Z" nitrous kit? (Watching the happy gas fog out of the "black box" like dry ice at a KISS concert ought to be mildly entertaining)
--A greasy BBF long block from the U-Pull-It yard? (I pulled it just for you, Baby")
--A sack of mildly used Craftsman tools (She could trade the broken ratchet in under warranty . . . .)
--Some undersized, half-bald "Sticky Mickeys" (As the t-shirt says "It's not the 'meat', it's the motion" . . . whatever that means . . . .)
--A post card from the famous Iowa 80 truck stop that I found blowing around on the ground.
--The Atlantic Speed t-shirt that I was supposed to send to BBR last month but forgot about . . . . .
Bangshifters wise in the ways of the fairer $#X, Help a brother out!
. . . I wonder if Mrs. Outsider would like 'em?
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