Holy CRAP! IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!?!

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  • catchmeblue70
    Superhero BangShifter
    • Jun 2010
    • 1212

    #31
    Originally posted by Remy-Z View Post
    *I* spent more on me for Valentine's Day than that...
    Who needs sugar and spice and everything nice? I'm a Southern girl - give me cars, guns and whiskey on ice. ~Mrs. Remy-Z

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    • milner351
      No Life Outside BangShift.com
      • Nov 2007
      • 16033

      #32
      Alright fellas - I'm on wife #2, and there are some things you just don't get wrong, especially in the days of electronic everything, seriously, there are calendars upon calendars - google, yahoo, in your phone, outlook at work, FTD is happy (for a fee) to keep track of all this stuff and your orders too...

      These days are the same every single year, put them on a calendar - or better yet arrange something with the local florist - EVERY valentines, anniversary, birthday - flowers arrive at the door... it doesn't have to be roses - it can be whatever $xx will buy at that time... roses get boring after a while.

      We're in the middle of moving and I still didn't forget - because I didn't have to remember - better yet - SHE FORGOT!
      I'm contemplating how to use this to my best advantage... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
      There's always something new to learn.

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      • nesabo
        Legendary BangShifter
        • Jan 2008
        • 4288

        #33
        Originally posted by milner351 View Post
        We're in the middle of moving and I still didn't forget - because I didn't have to remember - better yet - SHE FORGOT!
        I'm contemplating how to use this to my best advantage... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
        I would bank it. My wife forgot as well, as long as she is happy I am happy.
        Neal

        Drag Week 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013

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        • JOES66FURY
          Deputy Director Procrastination & Incompetence Dept.
          • Jun 2009
          • 12184

          #34
          A Gift card to Harley and a little high end chocolate. She told me not to buy anything, she was mad because she didnt get me anything. I dont listen...Its fun making her feel guilty sometimes LMAO!
          If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue

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          • 38P
            Banned
            • Jun 2009
            • 5738

            #35
            Originally posted by DanStokes View Post
            Hey Outsider - are you studying for the Priesthood? You're doing ALL the right things.

            Dan
            I don't think that pesky "vow of poverty" business is too compatable with Bangshifting, though . . . .

            Eleven Ways that Auto Racing is like the Priesthood

            11. Both them take up most of your Sundays.

            10. Both of them are filled with arcane terms that the general public doesn't understand.

            9. At times, both of them can frighten little children.

            8. Both of them are regulated by intractable bureauacies.

            7. Alcohol plays a central role in both of them.

            6. Both of them involve constant appeals for more money.

            5. Both of them require the wearing of funny special clothing.

            4. Both of them tend to foster disputes over niggling technicalities.

            3. Both of them are better live than on television.

            2. Few of the participants in either of them end up with much money.

            1. Both of them repeat the same actions over and over . . . in hopes of a miraculous victory someday.
            Last edited by 38P; February 15, 2013, 07:05 AM. Reason: THEM!

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            • BangShift McT
              The Reason Brian & Chad Drink ... a Lot !
              • Dec 2007
              • 7221

              #36
              It speaks ill of myself when I was waiting for the priest and altar boy joke in that one...
              Editor-at-Large at...well, here, of course!

              "Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."

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              • 38P
                Banned
                • Jun 2009
                • 5738

                #37
                I kind of hid it . . . .

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                • DanStokes
                  Ancient LSR Guy
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 28443

                  #38
                  So was Mrs. Outsider placated?

                  I got lucky and one of the Mavis Staples CDs arrived. It was the one she wasn't expecting and she was THRILLED (don't read into that).

                  Dan

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                  • JOES66FURY
                    Deputy Director Procrastination & Incompetence Dept.
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 12184

                    #39
                    That was pretty damn funny...
                    If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue

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                    • 38P
                      Banned
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 5738

                      #40
                      Originally posted by DanStokes View Post
                      So was Mrs. Outsider placated?
                      Placated? A gentleman never tells . . . . ;)

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                      • JOES66FURY
                        Deputy Director Procrastination & Incompetence Dept.
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 12184

                        #41
                        She was sold into a human trafficing organization for 3 back issues og Hot Rod and a used Holley carb....
                        If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue

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                        • malc
                          Legendary BangShifter
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 5333

                          #42

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                          • DanStokes
                            Ancient LSR Guy
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 28443

                            #43
                            I didn't say satisfied, I said placated. And you're no "gentleman" (from what I can tell on here).

                            Dan

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                            • Bob Holmes
                              Legendary BangShifter
                              • Apr 2011
                              • 3549

                              #44
                              TLD told me on the 13th that I didn't need to get her anything for V-day cause she was too cash poor to get me anything. Now I've fallen for that one twice in 26 years. And have the scars to prove it.
                              I'm still learning

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                              • Bob Holmes
                                Legendary BangShifter
                                • Apr 2011
                                • 3549

                                #45
                                Tree'd me Dan.
                                I'm still learning

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