Originally posted by Remy-Z
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Holy CRAP! IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY!?!
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*I* spent more on me for Valentine's Day than that...Who needs sugar and spice and everything nice? I'm a Southern girl - give me cars, guns and whiskey on ice. ~Mrs. Remy-Z -
Alright fellas - I'm on wife #2, and there are some things you just don't get wrong, especially in the days of electronic everything, seriously, there are calendars upon calendars - google, yahoo, in your phone, outlook at work, FTD is happy (for a fee) to keep track of all this stuff and your orders too...
These days are the same every single year, put them on a calendar - or better yet arrange something with the local florist - EVERY valentines, anniversary, birthday - flowers arrive at the door... it doesn't have to be roses - it can be whatever $xx will buy at that time... roses get boring after a while.
We're in the middle of moving and I still didn't forget - because I didn't have to remember - better yet - SHE FORGOT!
I'm contemplating how to use this to my best advantage... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!There's always something new to learn.Comment
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I would bank it. My wife forgot as well, as long as she is happy I am happy.Originally posted by milner351 View PostWe're in the middle of moving and I still didn't forget - because I didn't have to remember - better yet - SHE FORGOT!
I'm contemplating how to use this to my best advantage... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!Neal
Drag Week 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013
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A Gift card to Harley and a little high end chocolate. She told me not to buy anything, she was mad because she didnt get me anything. I dont listen...Its fun making her feel guilty sometimes LMAO!If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark DonohueComment
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I don't think that pesky "vow of poverty" business is too compatable with Bangshifting, though . . . .Originally posted by DanStokes View PostHey Outsider - are you studying for the Priesthood? You're doing ALL the right things.
Dan
Eleven Ways that Auto Racing is like the Priesthood
11. Both them take up most of your Sundays.
10. Both of them are filled with arcane terms that the general public doesn't understand.
9. At times, both of them can frighten little children.
8. Both of them are regulated by intractable bureauacies.
7. Alcohol plays a central role in both of them.
6. Both of them involve constant appeals for more money.
5. Both of them require the wearing of funny special clothing.
4. Both of them tend to foster disputes over niggling technicalities.
3. Both of them are better live than on television.
2. Few of the participants in either of them end up with much money.
1. Both of them repeat the same actions over and over . . . in hopes of a miraculous victory someday.Comment
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It speaks ill of myself when I was waiting for the priest and altar boy joke in that one...Editor-at-Large at...well, here, of course!
"Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."Comment
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That was pretty damn funny...If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark DonohueComment
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She was sold into a human trafficing organization for 3 back issues og Hot Rod and a used Holley carb....If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark DonohueComment
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TLD told me on the 13th that I didn't need to get her anything for V-day cause she was too cash poor to get me anything. Now I've fallen for that one twice in 26 years. And have the scars to prove it.I'm still learningComment
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