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Today's laugh at our house....
Sue Unit admits she's a little bit spoiled. Just a little bit. And also a bit machine-gizmo challenged. (Read: A LOT).
We've had Bluebelle the Fusion for a year and a half and Unit's filled the car up twice. The second time came this week, and by then she'd all but forgotten how to do it.
I always do it. If I get in the car and it's low on gas, I'll fill it up as part of whatever run I'm going on. But I all but never drive it, it's always either Red or Bubba.
And a tank full will last Bluebelle I don't even know how long when Unit drives her about 4 miles a day if-and-when.
So all that's going on as a sub-plot I didn't write or was even cognizant of, and this week Bluebelle got down to less than 50 miles to empty. Unit had to pump gas.
Unit said today while telling the story, "I kept waiting for you to fill her up, but you never DID!"
HahHAhAHAH!!!!!!!! Because I never DRIVE HER. HHAhahahaH!!
So parking beside the pump was hard enough, which side is the filler port on?.... Honey, I showed you years ago to look at the fuel gauge. It has a little pump and an arrow pointing to which side of the car. That's invaluable for rental cars. Oh.
So then which way to put in the credit card? Upside down and backward.... Honey, there's a picture on the pump of which way it goes in..... But the sun was shining real bright on the pump and that was hard to see and
The capless filler port on the new car. Where's the cap? Did we lose it already?
And the worst part was having to stand there watching the pump run for so long, and the wind was blowing and it was so cold and....(the convenience store up the street from us has the slowest pumps in Tennessee, maybe in America. They are SLOOOOOOW).
Honey, set the pump running and get back in the car!
Oh.
HHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Unit said, only since it's me I can make fun of her at the gas station. HahAHAhAHAH!!!
I love you Honey, I sure do.
Sue Unit admits she's a little bit spoiled. Just a little bit. And also a bit machine-gizmo challenged. (Read: A LOT).
We've had Bluebelle the Fusion for a year and a half and Unit's filled the car up twice. The second time came this week, and by then she'd all but forgotten how to do it.
I always do it. If I get in the car and it's low on gas, I'll fill it up as part of whatever run I'm going on. But I all but never drive it, it's always either Red or Bubba.
And a tank full will last Bluebelle I don't even know how long when Unit drives her about 4 miles a day if-and-when.
So all that's going on as a sub-plot I didn't write or was even cognizant of, and this week Bluebelle got down to less than 50 miles to empty. Unit had to pump gas.
Unit said today while telling the story, "I kept waiting for you to fill her up, but you never DID!"
HahHAhAHAH!!!!!!!! Because I never DRIVE HER. HHAhahahaH!!
So parking beside the pump was hard enough, which side is the filler port on?.... Honey, I showed you years ago to look at the fuel gauge. It has a little pump and an arrow pointing to which side of the car. That's invaluable for rental cars. Oh.
So then which way to put in the credit card? Upside down and backward.... Honey, there's a picture on the pump of which way it goes in..... But the sun was shining real bright on the pump and that was hard to see and
The capless filler port on the new car. Where's the cap? Did we lose it already?
And the worst part was having to stand there watching the pump run for so long, and the wind was blowing and it was so cold and....(the convenience store up the street from us has the slowest pumps in Tennessee, maybe in America. They are SLOOOOOOW).
Honey, set the pump running and get back in the car!
Oh.
HHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Unit said, only since it's me I can make fun of her at the gas station. HahAHAhAHAH!!!
I love you Honey, I sure do.
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