Spideys back home....

[Monk]

Sacko sack.....and he's not wearing an electronic anklet
He posted on Facebook his sister sprung him.

[SpiderGearsMan]

Thanks Tom ...SGM is Still ALIVE


SGM LIVES

Postby spidergearsman on Sat Mar 30, 2013 7:18 pm
on feb 1 I was sleeping .about 2 am I had to awake to take a leak .....Funny ..my leg feels wet ..go into bathroom , knock over Dan's spiderman shampoo ..red ..turn light on to pick it up ,,wow , this thing leaked a lot ..wait . the cap was tight ..oops ..there is a stream of blood blowing out my left leg ...sprung into action ...I must save myself //jumped in the car ...hauled ass to hackensack trauma center ....left my car at the curb and ran in............
rent a cop came out to yell at my car parked on the curb ..I reply " I AM BLEEDING TO DEATH ' ...she sees the soaked with blood towel I tried to stop the bleed out with ...rent a cop plops me in a wheelchair ...leaves me at the check in desk ..I inform the brainacs that I am dying /so we head to triage to get my temperature taken ..had to plead again to take me to trauma ...sit in trauma for a few minutes ..look down at my leg 'LOOK THE BLEEDING STOPPED "///10 seconds later , THINGS WENT BLACK .....I come to on the table ..surrounded by 20 security guards ..the doctor is "WHY ARE ALL THESE SECURITY GUARDS IN THE ROOM ?? "
I come to and reply " They Want To See A Stiff !!!!!!"
get out mother ####ers
never got a drop of blood transfused
after three hours ..a sarcastic asian chick doctor tells me to try walking ..I try to move ..no dice
pisses me off as the staff of the hospital .....through foot dragging ..negated my herculean efforts to save myself
so after trying to get up for 2 hours ..I moved..poorly ..... under my power ...the witch doctors were releasing me ..I'm like "REALLY ??" ....I try to walk out and blonde nursey says "LET ME HELP YOU !" ...she says " DO YOU NORMALLY WALK THIS BAD ? " I Reply ...NO ...just let me go home and I will have a steak or something ..so I take off and get my car
I drive home .......park right out front ...admire my blood spray on the front door and push my self upstairs ..the floor and bedroom looked like we were butchering calf's in my house
BLOOD .....THAT SHOULD BE INSIDE OF ME !!!!
so , I call my boss and tell Him I will be in later...told him the whole story ...he said stay home
as the day went on , I was growing more unstable ..I went to sonic in hasbrouk heights to take advantage of the curb service ...STILL NO IMPROVEMENT ...So i went back to Hackensack and it turned out I had 2 strokes after the massive bleedout

[nesabo]

Welcome back Spidey!

[Monk]

Sounds like you're lucky to be alive........going back to work soon?

[SpiderGearsMan]

think so
only worked 14 hours on the day of the stroke
hope my tool box is still there

[tardis454]

Glad your back Jim, miss them Spidey one liners.
This is the most text you've written in a thread!
How the heck did the bleeding start?
Cut? Bad artery/vein? Other???

[SpiderGearsMan]

ya , it was hard to navigate facebook with a 4g phone

[Dan Barlow]

Good that body and soul are still together. It's truely amazing how stupid well educated people CAN be. (I didn't say are, just can be)

[Monk]

Ha! Explains all the mis spelled words.
We thought you were on drugs.

[SuperBuickGuy]

wow... welcome back!

[SpiderGearsMan]

so then ...after the circus in the trauma center and getting let out
my mouth was going a hundred miles an hour with the nurses
I felt crappy and had a strange taste in my mouth ....got a heart ultrasound and an MRI on my head
the kicker was a scoping of the corroded artery
I was looking at the screen , the tech started yelling at me ...they said it 65% clogged ..but it just looked a little kinked to me
So I was freaked out until my neurologist told me that was pretty much normal and he believe the bleed out caused the stroke
so ..they started physical therapy ...I was in the hospital for five weeks and rehab for 3
SUCKED because I was out of the loop on EVERYTHING
met some cool people and a few kick ass nurses ,,but I really could have left after about 3 weeks ...also a lot of dickheads as roomates ..fruit loops

[Grumpy]

Welcome Back Spidey! Geez what do you have to do to get attention in a Joisey Hospital, that's really bad. That wouldn't happen around here but then again you might croak when you get the Bill. Anyway take care of yourself, check in often and keep us updated.

[Scott Liggett]

Jim sounds like you are lucky to be alive. Thankful you are despite the apathetic A-holes in the ER.

[studemax]

I've had my differences with Jimmy, but I never wished him ill.

Get well, big fella!

[SpiderGearsMan]

thanks bro