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  • pdub
    Colonel Turd Nugget
    • Oct 2009
    • 24542

    #1

    Speed Guilt

    A year later, I'm still not good with it. It bugs the hell out of me.

    I've carried on about it way too much already, but I'm just not good with it.

    I bought a stock production car out from under a tree at the end of our street and took it to Ohio and mashed the gas down all the way and set a speed record that still stands.

    That's just not right. I never in my wildest dreams thought that would happen. That's not why I was there. And it was luck, too, with the speed limiter kicking in at 140, to keep me out of Keith's Hall of Doom. Pure luck. By a fraction of a mile per hour.

    And you've got guys like Dan Stokes who are really building a ride to set a record in a particular category, trying to find a gap somewhere to sneak in by talent and ability.

    No, I don't understand the thing I have in a frame on the wall, and it's right there in a frame. And I look at it. And I like it. But I don't understand that thing. That's just not right.

    A whole year later, that's just not right. That just plain ain't right. It's gonna bother me until somebody beats it by 15 mph. Then I'll be okay.
    Charter member of the Turd Nuggets
  • studemax
    [ Expletive Deleted ]
    • Nov 2007
    • 6389

    #2
    You are SUCH a drama queen.
    Act your age, not your shoe size. - Prince

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    • Bamfster
      Lord God King BangShifter
      • Apr 2008
      • 10445

      #3
      You should break that record Pdub!
      Whiskey for my men ... and beer for their horses!

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      • Barry Donovan
        No Life Outside BangShift.com
        • Jul 2009
        • 16926

        #4
        if all the fast runners were paying too much for gas...

        well there ya have it. its a privilege to go fast.

        I look at my local news on the net every day.Always a big annoying ad at the top.

        Today there is a car boasting a foreign 1.8 liter.
        the very nightmare I ran from 25 years ago... a sideways inline jackhammering 1.8 freaking liter.


        if to sneak in with a gap.. filling a void. I am with Dan if that is what he is doing. I am on the other end of it, its a small world after all..

        there is a lot of gaps. Tradition does not often go with the modern drama/dilema.
        Previously boxer3main
        the death rate and fairy tales cannot kill the nature left behind.

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        • Monk
          Legendary BangShifter
          • Nov 2007
          • 6722

          #5
          Originally posted by studemax View Post
          You are SUCH a drama queen.
          Yep
          Thom

          "The object is to keep your balls on the table and knock everybody else's off..."

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          • pdub
            Colonel Turd Nugget
            • Oct 2009
            • 24542

            #6
            Originally posted by Monk View Post
            Yep
            Yep. Everybody's gotta be good at SOMETHING I reckon.

            And on another unrelated melodramatic note, if you want a Mustang that won't give you nightmares from looking at it, you'd better go buy one NOW. I mean EMERGENCY - hurry!

            Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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            • Beagle
              "Flounder"
              • Apr 2011
              • 13804

              #7


              Put a bar in it and it will slow it down and make it a pain in the ass, and then you will need a


              Flying south, with a flock of bird dogs.

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              • tardis454
                Legendary BangShifter
                • Dec 2007
                • 3594

                #8
                This makes me wonder how fast the dune buggy would go..
                Would you feel better if your record was broken by a dune buggy peewee?

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                • Deaf Bob
                  No Life Outside BangShift.com
                  • Feb 2012
                  • 19255

                  #9
                  Is that a blower case under the front tire???

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                  • pdub
                    Colonel Turd Nugget
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 24542

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bamfster View Post
                    You should break that record Pdub!
                    I can't, unless.....roll cage, five point harness, fire suit, all that stuff. That's where it gets to be big.

                    Like Matt pointed out to me, 139.999 is the line in the sand. If you go 140 with a stock three point seat belt Keith will show you the door and that'll make a bruise on your ass that won't heal soon. Or ever.

                    And Like Matt pointed out, nobody wants to build an engine that small. 4.6L = about 281 ci. If it's about a record, I don't see why nobody goes for that one. It's a duck. A sitting duck. Same block, a carb and a shot of nitrous, it's a pushover, WITH all that other stuff to go with it of course. The other suff nobody (including me) wants to buy and put on there.
                    Last edited by pdub; March 31, 2013, 10:18 AM.
                    Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                    • Thumpin455
                      Legendary BangShifter
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 4753

                      #11
                      Well Pdub, be thankful that you havent built something that will go so fary beyond the tech requirements that it would be cheaper and easier to build something else to race.

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                      • Deaf Bob
                        No Life Outside BangShift.com
                        • Feb 2012
                        • 19255

                        #12
                        Just buy Red2 and use that for the hard stuff, like road racing and Ohio... That way, you still have Red1 to tool around in and look purty..

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                        • pdub
                          Colonel Turd Nugget
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 24542

                          #13
                          Originally posted by tardis454 View Post
                          This makes me wonder how fast the dune buggy would go..
                          Would you feel better if your record was broken by a dune buggy peewee?
                          Yeah, heck yeah. Or a Prius...SOMETHING.
                          Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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                          • silver_bullet
                            No Life Outside BangShift.com
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 23885

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Deaf Bob View Post
                            Just buy Red2 and use that for the hard stuff, like road racing and Ohio... That way, you still have Red1 to tool around in and look purty..
                            I agree with one minor exception... Just BUILD Red2...
                            Patrick & Tammy
                            - Long Haulin' 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2014...Addicting isn't it...??

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                            • pdub
                              Colonel Turd Nugget
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 24542

                              #15
                              Originally posted by silver_bullet View Post
                              I agree with one minor exception... Just BUILD Red2...
                              Oh my. The funnel. The hotrod financial vortex to depletion. Oh my. Oh noooo....Sue Unit's already mad at you guys already, enablers as you all are. Oh my. Oh noooo....A K-Mart sized building in the back yard with a lift, and...oh noooooo
                              Charter member of the Turd Nuggets

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