How fast can your brain spin?

[Guest]

Legit question.

[DanStokes]

Barry gets mine going 78 RPM but mostly I run at 33 1/3. I often think most folks run at 45 and that's why I'm always a step behind.

Dan

[Barry Donovan]

My brain.
it doesn't spin.

[Deaf Bob]

Mine oscillates!

[BigBlockMopar]

Once around the sun each year is fast enough for me.

[Bamfster]

Does throbbing count?.....

[SuperBuickGuy]

can you tell by the amount your eyes cross when trying to figure out the point of a thread?

[pdub]

Mine doesn't spin, it just quivers. That's when I have to stick my fingers into my ears and pack it all back in there, what little is left of it.

[NightShifter]

To the cross it is....