Stupid Is, As Stupid Does ....

[Beagle]

Same guy who broke his leg raking leaves.......fell out of the tree.

I saw him at the doctors office. Bit his ear on the same fall.

They used to have logger pants with kevlar on the legs in case you laid your saw down on your leg - I don't think they reinforced the crotch though!

"Leatherface's sex change at home kit"

The Texas Chainsaw Assacre (booo.. yah, I'll stop now)

[Monk]

Same guy who broke his leg raking leaves.......fell out of the tree.

[Grumpy]

Another hint:

"Big Girls Don't Cry" (but he's gonna......)

Dan

That's good Dan, very good, LMAO!

[Barry Donovan]

that must be the new saw with a clutch on the chain.

way back when the hand held saws had 350 chevies and thm 350s stuck in drive don't happen much anymore.

[DanStokes]

Another hint:

"Big Girls Don't Cry" (but he's gonna......)

Dan

[Deaf Bob]

The deaf guy gets it...
Makes him squak like a girl....

[DanStokes]

Is that how Frankie Valli got his start?

(Let's see who gets the allusion......)

Dan

[Monster]

How many pulls do you think it will take for this guy to realize that there may be a problem here?