You folks here are all motorheads, can build something and make it run, I envy that. I just didn't take that path to where I am, ended up the hapless and helpless consumer for the most part.
A small engine, I can gap and change a spark plug, change the fuel filter, clean the air filter and if it still doesn't crank, it's time to call somebody.
Our pressure washer. Wanted to spiff up Weeville for the BS party, started way enough ahead of time. Gonna wash the back of the house, use the brand-new flying saucer looking flat-area cleaning thing on the driveway, all of that stuff.
Well, it wouldn't crank at the start of the season. Call the guy with the raggedy rattling trailer to come get it and find out why it won't crank, I sure don't know. That was May 1st.
Two and a half weeks later, Unit called and they laughed at her - "We're over three weeks behind!"
Okay. And again later, after the party, "We've had to order parts for it. It needs a coil."
A coil? Well, whatever.
I called him yesterday, "I'm asking about our pressure washer you've had in for repair for two and a half months."
He was appalled - "TWO AND A HALF MONTHS??!!!"
Well, yeah, it was the first of May and...
"OHHHHH the one with the Kohler engine.....we had to order some parts......they came in last week......I'll get it out to you tomorrow."
Well, today is tomorrow and....this is actually getting funny. I'll call him in another two weeks and say, "I'm calling about our pressure washer you've had for three months."
A small engine, I can gap and change a spark plug, change the fuel filter, clean the air filter and if it still doesn't crank, it's time to call somebody.
Our pressure washer. Wanted to spiff up Weeville for the BS party, started way enough ahead of time. Gonna wash the back of the house, use the brand-new flying saucer looking flat-area cleaning thing on the driveway, all of that stuff.
Well, it wouldn't crank at the start of the season. Call the guy with the raggedy rattling trailer to come get it and find out why it won't crank, I sure don't know. That was May 1st.
Two and a half weeks later, Unit called and they laughed at her - "We're over three weeks behind!"
Okay. And again later, after the party, "We've had to order parts for it. It needs a coil."
A coil? Well, whatever.
I called him yesterday, "I'm asking about our pressure washer you've had in for repair for two and a half months."
He was appalled - "TWO AND A HALF MONTHS??!!!"
Well, yeah, it was the first of May and...
"OHHHHH the one with the Kohler engine.....we had to order some parts......they came in last week......I'll get it out to you tomorrow."
Well, today is tomorrow and....this is actually getting funny. I'll call him in another two weeks and say, "I'm calling about our pressure washer you've had for three months."
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