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ancient!
I had an Italian geometry teacher. He was the soccer coach for the high school, and first generation. Spoke terrible English. Anyway, he loved Italian jokes. He'd say "I went to Burger King and they insult me - I say "I want a hamburger" ... they say "You want a Wopper?" "No, I don't want you to call me names, just sell me a hamburger"
I responded with "Hey Coach, you know about those new Italian tires? They're square. They go whop they go whop" (you know what that sounds like)
Chancey move. He laughed "Go back to sleep Field"
yessir.Flying south, with a flock of bird dogs.
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Originally posted by Beagle View Postancient!
I had an Italian geometry teacher. He was the soccer coach for the high school, and first generation. Spoke terrible English. Anyway, he loved Italian jokes. He'd say "I went to Burger King and they insult me - I say "I want a hamburger" ... they say "You want a Wopper?" "No, I don't want you to call me names, just sell me a hamburger"
I responded with "Hey Coach, you know about those new Italian tires? They're square. They go whop they go whop" (you know what that sounds like)
Chancey move. He laughed "Go back to sleep Field"
yessir.
Yeah I know......but much funnier on You TubeThom
"The object is to keep your balls on the table and knock everybody else's off..."
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Originally posted by Monk View PostYeah I know......but much funnier on You Tube
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HAHAHAHAHAH
seriously, we sit around spitting punch lines at each other and laughing and Monica just shakes her head at us.
Rectum? Damn near killed em!Last edited by Beagle; July 30, 2013, 03:27 PM.Flying south, with a flock of bird dogs.
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HEY !! Enough with the jokes,what you guys think? You can make fun of people just because you want to? Well since we are at it heres one, you know why a lot of Italian guys are named Tony? Because they stamped TO NY on our heads! YUK YUK YUK !!!
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Originally posted by antmnte View PostHEY !! Enough with the jokes,what you guys think? You can make fun of people just because you want to? Well since we are at it heres one, you know why a lot of Italian guys are named Tony? Because they stamped TO NY on our heads! YUK YUK YUK !!!Thom
"The object is to keep your balls on the table and knock everybody else's off..."
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Originally posted by Beagle View Postancient!
I responded with "Hey Coach, you know about those new Italian tires? They're square. They go whop they go whop" (you know what that sounds like)
yessir.
ok, the Italian gent that told me this joke, while i was putting tires on his car....
didnt say "they go wop"
did say "deigo wop wop"
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he told some other jokes, but no way will I type those out....Charles
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