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    Thom

    "The object is to keep your balls on the table and knock everybody else's off..."

  • #2
    Terrible.
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    • #3
      ancient!

      I had an Italian geometry teacher. He was the soccer coach for the high school, and first generation. Spoke terrible English. Anyway, he loved Italian jokes. He'd say "I went to Burger King and they insult me - I say "I want a hamburger" ... they say "You want a Wopper?" "No, I don't want you to call me names, just sell me a hamburger"

      I responded with "Hey Coach, you know about those new Italian tires? They're square. They go whop they go whop" (you know what that sounds like)

      Chancey move. He laughed "Go back to sleep Field"

      yessir.
      Flying south, with a flock of bird dogs.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Beagle View Post
        ancient!
        Beags, I wasn't gonna go there alone, but since you went, I'll go there with ya. Yep, ancient.

        About 30 years ago, it was a Mexican joke.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Beagle View Post
          ancient!

          I had an Italian geometry teacher. He was the soccer coach for the high school, and first generation. Spoke terrible English. Anyway, he loved Italian jokes. He'd say "I went to Burger King and they insult me - I say "I want a hamburger" ... they say "You want a Wopper?" "No, I don't want you to call me names, just sell me a hamburger"

          I responded with "Hey Coach, you know about those new Italian tires? They're square. They go whop they go whop" (you know what that sounds like)

          Chancey move. He laughed "Go back to sleep Field"

          yessir.

          Yeah I know......but much funnier on You Tube
          Thom

          "The object is to keep your balls on the table and knock everybody else's off..."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Monk View Post
            Yeah I know......but much funnier on You Tube
            It IS that. It sure is, set to video. Yep!
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            • #7
              good grief

              lmao
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Monk View Post
                Yeah I know......but much funnier on You Tube
                yeah, yuk... lmao. My dad just turned 83, we tell jokes by number.

                893...

                HAHAHAHAHAH

                seriously, we sit around spitting punch lines at each other and laughing and Monica just shakes her head at us.

                Rectum? Damn near killed em!
                Last edited by Beagle; July 30, 2013, 03:27 PM.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Beagle View Post

                  Rectum? Damn near killed em!
                  WOOD EYE? HAhahahAHAH!!!!
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                  • #10
                    HEY !! Enough with the jokes,what you guys think? You can make fun of people just because you want to? Well since we are at it heres one, you know why a lot of Italian guys are named Tony? Because they stamped TO NY on our heads! YUK YUK YUK !!!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by antmnte View Post
                      HEY !! Enough with the jokes,what you guys think? You can make fun of people just because you want to? Well since we are at it heres one, you know why a lot of Italian guys are named Tony? Because they stamped TO NY on our heads! YUK YUK YUK !!!
                      Wondered when you was gonna show
                      Thom

                      "The object is to keep your balls on the table and knock everybody else's off..."

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Beagle View Post
                        ancient!

                        I responded with "Hey Coach, you know about those new Italian tires? They're square. They go whop they go whop" (you know what that sounds like)

                        yessir.

                        ok, the Italian gent that told me this joke, while i was putting tires on his car....

                        didnt say "they go wop"

                        did say "deigo wop wop"

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                        he told some other jokes, but no way will I type those out....
                        Charles

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Monk View Post
                          Wondered when you was gonna show

                          Hehehehe!

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