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Originally posted by peewee View PostA very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.
Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Porsche, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are,"
he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.
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"MY ROLEX!"
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Originally posted by Deaf Bob View PostSomething smells... More like rotting fish...
I do not think a lawyer will leave his car for a client, right, Aaron?..
Rising flood waters=manatory evacuation=court cancelled (judges/lawyers not really brave)...
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A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.
Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Porsche, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are,"
he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
"OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.
(scroll down)
"MY ROLEX!"
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Originally posted by SuperBuickGuy View Post
I do not think a lawyer will leave his car for a client, right, Aaron?..
Rising flood waters=manatory evacuation=court cancelled (judges/lawyers not really brave)...Last edited by Deaf Bob; September 13, 2013, 01:26 PM.
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Originally posted by STINEY View PostOf all professions, surely lawyers are accustomed to wading through crap to get somewhere. Seems almost natural, perhaps he didn't even notice?
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Of all professions, surely lawyers are accustomed to wading through crap to get somewhere. Seems almost natural, perhaps he didn't even notice?
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so a lawyer and his 200K luxo supercar were in what is essentialy "lawyer bathwater" the world would have been better off if he and the car were flushed down to the sewage plant like all the other turds...
I jest, I jest...sorta. :-P
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