The World's Shortest Books

[pdub]

Like it or not, this list is real. Can we not laugh while we are being attacked by raghead terrorists on BangShift?

World's Shortest Books

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS By Tiger Woods

____________________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan & Michelle Obama Illustrated by Michael Moore Foreword by George Soros ________________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA By "The Rev Jesse Jackson" & "The Rev Al Sharpton" ______________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL By Hillary Clinton _________________ Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton _________________ THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD By Bill Gates ____________________________________ THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY By Dennis Rodman _________________________________ THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE By Al Gore & John Kerry _____________________________________ GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC By Amelia Earhart ____________________________________ HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST By Dr. Jack Kevorkian __________________________________ TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell __________________ GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE By Mike Tyson __________________________________ THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY _______________________________________ MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS By O. J. Simpson &Casey Anthony _________________________________________ HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY By Ted Kennedy _________ MY BOOK ON MORALS By Bill Clinton With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson And foreward by Tiger Woods with John Edwards __________________________________________________ __ HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS __________________________________________________ _ AND, JUST ADDED: My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy By Nancy Pelosi __________________________________________________ ______ And the shortest book of them all....................... THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE & be re-elected By Barack Obama

[studemax]

What that list is.... BORING.

[Deaf Bob]

Need to add A, Hitler to the list of authors on the last book!

[68scott385]

What I find to be most disturbing is the number of people the LOVE these clowns and keep their popularity ratings high.

[SuperBuickGuy]

What I find to be most disturbing is the number of people the LOVE these clowns and keep their popularity ratings high.

I like PeeWee (Pdub) and I'm not disturbed

[pdub]

What that list is.... BORING.

You're hard to thrill Stude.

I like that. Makes my fun-work a challenge. One of these days I'll get it right. I think I did one time but I can't remember when it was exactly. But I do remember I did the baby meme fist pump thing! Right then, right there. YEAH!!! HooRah!