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  • pdub
    Colonel Turd Nugget
    • Oct 2009
    • 24542

    #1

    Car Insurance Commercial

    Watchin' American Pickers a while ago, yeah they sure were pickin.'

    Progressive Auto Insurance commercial I hadn't seen before. Does anybody else have the hots for Flo? I sure don't, though I'll bet she's a lot better looking out of costume in person.

    So the plot was a dude totaled his street motorcycle and it went to (nice presentation) motorcycle heaven and he was there in front of Flo to get covered for a new one.

    The bike owner was another actor of course, flawless, not a scrape on him. My question is, has anybody on earth ever totaled a street bike and not got a scratch on them, let alone live to tell about it?

    Of all commercials, I don't think that's a realistic commercial. Just wonderin.'
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  • Brian Lohnes
    Administrator
    • Jan 2008
    • 18784

    #2
    Seriously?
    That which you manifest is before you.

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    • pdub
      Colonel Turd Nugget
      • Oct 2009
      • 24542

      #3
      Originally posted by Brian Lohnes View Post
      Seriously?
      Yeah. How do you total a street bike and not get even hurt?
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      • 68scott385
        Legendary BangShifter
        • Jul 2011
        • 5773

        #4
        Flo is horrid out of make up IMO. Of course IMO she's no beauty queen in make up either.
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        http://www.bangshift.com/forum/showt...-Blue-Turd(le)

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        • Cyclone03
          Superhero BangShifter
          • Aug 2008
          • 1081

          #5
          Well in 1983 I low sided my 200 mile new GS550 off the side of MT. Lemon in Tucson AZ,dusted myself off without even a hole in my jeans.

          The wheels where still atachached,and it rolled,but EVERYTHING was damaged.

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          • 68scott385
            Legendary BangShifter
            • Jul 2011
            • 5773

            #6
            PW, you asked for it and the sucker I am had to give it to you. ARGH

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            • pdub
              Colonel Turd Nugget
              • Oct 2009
              • 24542

              #7
              Originally posted by 68scott385 View Post
              PW, you asked for it and the sucker I am had to give it to you. ARGH

              http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0183960/

              Well...I'd say "better." And that's coming from the ugliest guy in Tennessee, which is a stretch of anyone's imagination.
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              • 68scott385
                Legendary BangShifter
                • Jul 2011
                • 5773

                #8
                Originally posted by peewee View Post
                Well...I'd say "better." And that's coming from the ugliest guy in Tennessee, which is a stretch of anyone's imagination.
                You haven't seen my father-in-law. He's a little north of you in La Follette.
                Last edited by 68scott385; October 30, 2013, 05:07 PM.
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                • DanStokes
                  Ancient LSR Guy
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 28463

                  #9
                  Not a beauty but OK in my book. And she seems to have a good sense of humor given that she makes her living that way. Goes a long way.

                  I heard that it takes a couple of hours to get her made up to be Flo.

                  Dan

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                  • pdub
                    Colonel Turd Nugget
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 24542

                    #10
                    But we still haven't solved the commercial mystery of a rider totaling a street motorcycle and not getting hurt.
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                    • Cyclone03
                      Superhero BangShifter
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 1081

                      #11
                      I did see above^^^^^^^

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                      • Deaf Bob
                        No Life Outside BangShift.com
                        • Feb 2012
                        • 19255

                        #12
                        I hit a Vega on my bike at about 45 mph.. All that happened to me was a hole where my wallet was when my ass bounced on the street.. Dented the tank, broke turn signals.. Other than that.. No pain except my ego..
                        Another time hit a 20 curve laid low, hit water,lost my contact with the road, sild 50-100 feet on the bike, hit offroad into a patch of poison oak.. Broke my new mirrors and windshield.. Me.. Nary a hurt except poison oak rash 3 days ater...

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                        • pdub
                          Colonel Turd Nugget
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 24542

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Cyclone03 View Post
                          I did see above^^^^^^^
                          Well in 1983 I low sided my 200 mile new GS550 off the side of MT. Lemon in Tucson AZ,dusted myself off without even a hole in my jeans.

                          The wheels where still atachached,and it rolled,but EVERYTHING was damaged.

                          Yeah got it.....I guess I've got to apologize guys. The doctors call two-wheeled motorized things "Donorcycles." I rode one over a car due to young dumb stupidity, because my parents wouldn't let me have one while I lived in their house, so I moved out and...I got one, had it for about a week.
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                          • Deaf Bob
                            No Life Outside BangShift.com
                            • Feb 2012
                            • 19255

                            #14
                            Doner cycles are actually doner riders...
                            HOW you ride makes all the difference in the world!
                            If you are gonna go 2X the legal freeway speeds darting in and out... You deserve to donate your body..

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                            • Cyclone03
                              Superhero BangShifter
                              • Aug 2008
                              • 1081

                              #15
                              Originally posted by peewee View Post
                              Well in 1983 I low sided my 200 mile new GS550 off the side of MT. Lemon in Tucson AZ,dusted myself off without even a hole in my jeans.

                              The wheels where still atachached,and it rolled,but EVERYTHING was damaged.

                              Yeah got it.....I guess I've got to apologize guys. The doctors call two-wheeled motorized things "Donorcycles." I rode one over a car due to young dumb stupidity, because my parents wouldn't let me have one while I lived in their house, so I moved out and...I got one, had it for about a week.
                              and PeeWee those doctors are called assholes..... in pure numbers more people still die in cars everyday, "donordrivers"?

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