Larry, David and Daryl were great pals. They went everywhere around town together. Everyone knew them.
One night, there was a terrible fire at Larry's place. His house burned to the ground, and as far as anyone could tell, Larry never got out. A couple days later, David and Daryl were at the coroner's office with the depressing task of helping to identify the body that had been recovered after the fire.
So, the coroner leads the two boys into the morgue room and pulls the sheet off the badly burned body. "Is that Larry?" the coroner asks them. "Can't tell!" they both said.
David asks the coroner to turn the body over. "What in hell for?" the coroner asks, not believing his ears. "We'll know for sure if you do." Daryl tells him.
So the coroner does as he was asked and turned the body over. Both David & Daryl check out the body very closely. "Nope, that ain't Larry." said David.
"How can you tell?" asks the coroner.
"Well, it's as plain as day that this body only has one asshole." Daryl tells him. "Everyone in town knows that Larry had two assholes."
"WHAT?!?!?" screamed the coroner, who now had become quite aggravated.
"Well, sure!" says David. "Everyone knows that! All the time when we'd walk around town, people would say: 'Here comes Larry with them two assholes!' "
One night, there was a terrible fire at Larry's place. His house burned to the ground, and as far as anyone could tell, Larry never got out. A couple days later, David and Daryl were at the coroner's office with the depressing task of helping to identify the body that had been recovered after the fire.
So, the coroner leads the two boys into the morgue room and pulls the sheet off the badly burned body. "Is that Larry?" the coroner asks them. "Can't tell!" they both said.
David asks the coroner to turn the body over. "What in hell for?" the coroner asks, not believing his ears. "We'll know for sure if you do." Daryl tells him.
So the coroner does as he was asked and turned the body over. Both David & Daryl check out the body very closely. "Nope, that ain't Larry." said David.
"How can you tell?" asks the coroner.
"Well, it's as plain as day that this body only has one asshole." Daryl tells him. "Everyone in town knows that Larry had two assholes."
"WHAT?!?!?" screamed the coroner, who now had become quite aggravated.
"Well, sure!" says David. "Everyone knows that! All the time when we'd walk around town, people would say: 'Here comes Larry with them two assholes!' "
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