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  • When your nose runs.....
    Your feet smell......
    You're upside down.

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      • Originally posted by malc View Post
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        Epic face palm....

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        • Originally posted by malc View Post
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          Must be another Neanderthal
          Patrick & Tammy
          - Long Haulin' 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2014...Addicting isn't it...??

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          • Originally posted by silver_bullet View Post

            Must be another Neanderthal
            I know some pretty "intelligent" neanderthals...

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            • So do I... I often look at one in the mirror!
              Patrick & Tammy
              - Long Haulin' 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2014...Addicting isn't it...??

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              • Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?"
                Johnny: "Seven."
                Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?"
                Johnny: "Seven."
                Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?"
                Johnny: "Six."
                Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
                Johnny: "Seven!"
                Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
                Johnny: Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
                Patrick & Tammy
                - Long Haulin' 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2014...Addicting isn't it...??

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                • Originally posted by silver_bullet View Post
                  So do I... I often look at one in the mirror!
                  I got this ugly wrinkled faced old grouch keeping me from seeing myself in the mirror.. Scares the crap outa me if I pass an unexpected mirror..

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                  • Originally posted by Deaf Bob View Post

                    I got this ugly wrinkled faced old grouch keeping me from seeing myself in the mirror.. Scares the crap outa me if I pass an unexpected mirror..
                    You too? Man...that dude gets around!!
                    Patrick & Tammy
                    - Long Haulin' 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2014...Addicting isn't it...??

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                      • Seriously...
                        Patrick & Tammy
                        - Long Haulin' 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2014...Addicting isn't it...??

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                        • Originally posted by malc View Post
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                          "r" is in the way...

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                          • Originally posted by malc View Post
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                            What state is that tag? Not even the sentiment makes sense. Shouldn't it be "To Hell With Pearl Harbor"?
                            My hobby is needing a hobby.

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                            • My best guess would be Oregon....I wouldn't say that about Pearl, not with Memorial Day being a week away.....if it weren't for the Veteran's sacrifice, we might be speaking German or Japanese.....
                              Last edited by silver_bullet; May 21, 2018, 11:30 AM.
                              Patrick & Tammy
                              - Long Haulin' 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2014...Addicting isn't it...??

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                              • Originally posted by silver_bullet View Post
                                My best guess would be Oregon....I wouldn't say that about Pearl, not with Memorial Day being a week away.....if it weren't for the Veteran's sacrifice, we might be speaking German or Japanese.....
                                Right on all counts.
                                Was realllly hoping nobody would notice!

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