> 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a
> loose girl'.
> The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
> 'Yes, Father, it is.'
> 'And who was the girl you were with?'
> 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
> Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
> so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
> 'I cannot say.'
> 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
> 'I'll never tell.'
> 'Was it Nina Capelli?'
> 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
> 'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
> 'My lips are sealed.'
> 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
> 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
> The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped,
> and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You
> cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
> Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and
whispers, 'What'd you get?'
> 'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
> loose girl'.
> The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
> 'Yes, Father, it is.'
> 'And who was the girl you were with?'
> 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
> Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
> so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
> 'I cannot say.'
> 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
> 'I'll never tell.'
> 'Was it Nina Capelli?'
> 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
> 'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
> 'My lips are sealed.'
> 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
> 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
> The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped,
> and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You
> cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
> Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and
whispers, 'What'd you get?'
> 'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
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