As Cold As...

[68scott385]

Not yet as cold as a witches' tit in a brass bra doing push-ups in the snow on the dark side of the moon.

[DanStokes]

You can clean that up for mixed audiences with "Cold as a witch's heart". My Dad liked "Cold as a well digger's a$$". How he knew the temp of a well digger's backside I have no clue.

Dan

[Deaf Bob]

Cold as a witch's tit?

[Barry Donovan]

I recall cold in the south. Not sure why any surprises. Ice storms in texas, snow, etc. Short lived, but happens. A cool thing to do if you are really weather happy .. look at some stuff from archives.gov

Some schools had papers on farming, and there is actual farming reports. I found one, nothing but cartoons... weather sarcasms. Gov't warnings on extended cold etc.

cold as...

weather records older than us.


I like the changes for a given routine.

[pdub]

Cold as my ex's heart

I'll try - cold as a mackerel at the grocery store. No, that's wasn't a good try...it's colder than that...as cold as....well hell it's just plain cold when it's not supposed to be yet, not down here.

[BigDad]

Cold as my ex's heart

[Dan Barlow]

Phitter , Being 30-35 miles below you, I'm afraid your right.

[Slick68]

Yeah, it's extremely rare to see "highs" in the 30's here in the southeast in November. It's harder to deal with when it's been in the 60's the past few days.

Above all else, I played some flag football in this crap this evening. That wasn't a lot of fun.

[phitter67]

Woke up to snow today. Got a feeling this may be a rough winter.

[Barry Donovan]

All predicted. I am loving it. I first followed sun cycle, that is step one. The next one is to follow hurricane season history, with similar sun cycle pattern.. I found one. We are exactly on par for 1914. Coincidental to exactly 100 years ago. Simply cold, and when we expect a rain to come through, icing.. nasty freaking ice. I guess more snow than ice, as the global warming stuff is the difference this hundred years later. Warm ocean makes the snow.

[pdub]

Well, like the guessers said yesterday, the wind this evening is blowing all the rest of the leaves off the trees, yeah, that'll do it in a region where the leaves usually hang around until about January.

And it'll be January here in the morning. EDIT: So much for global warming.