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Originally posted by 68scott385 View PostYet we give them driver's licenses too.TomOverdrive is overrated
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Originally posted by Huskinhano View PostSpoken by a single guy LOL. My wife complains that I don't listen to her. One night we were having hamburgers. Three times she asked me if I wanted a cheeseburger. Three times I said no, just a hamberger. Guess what I got? A cheeseburger.
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Originally posted by STINEY View PostBoss gave me sage advice when marriage was about to strike.
Always have the last words in any marital conversation.
Always.
Never fail.
And those words are "Yes dear".
the sounds that come after that the musical prelude to a War of 1812 Overture.Last edited by SuperBuickGuy; November 14, 2013, 02:56 PM.Doing it all wrong since 1966
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Originally posted by Huskinhano View PostSpoken by a single guy LOL. My wife complains that I don't listen to her. One night we were having hamburgers. Three times she asked me if I wanted a cheeseburger. Three times I said no, just a hamberger. Guess what I got? A cheeseburger.Last edited by Scott Liggett; November 14, 2013, 08:02 PM.BS'er formally known as Rebeldryver
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Originally posted by STINEY View PostBoss gave me sage advice when marriage was about to strike.
Always have the last words in any marital conversation.
Always.
Never fail.
And those words are "Yes dear".The official Bangshift garage door guru. Just about anything can be built using garage door parts, trust me.
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Originally posted by DanStokes View PostI'm missing something here. I got a story about a sailboat being crushed by a ferry boat.
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Last edited by SuperBuickGuy; November 15, 2013, 07:34 AM.Doing it all wrong since 1966
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Guess I didn't pick up on the genders of the involved parties. Let me reread this........
Yep - reread it. No mention of the Captain's gender. Might have been a woman directing a woman. Either way, I never can remember the "port-starboard" thing either. Probably why I'm not a sailor.
DanLast edited by DanStokes; November 15, 2013, 09:33 AM.
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I love the females in my family!
That said....
My son bought Honda 50's for his neices.. Put training wheels on them...
The 5 year old was approaching him.. He says "Kayla! Stop! No gas! step on the brake"
What does she do?
Yup! THROTTLES IT!
Hits him on the shin, denting it (miracle itdidn't break !!)
She wasn't hurt.. But bawled as if positions were reversed!
Asked if she was hurt.."No!". "why are you crying?".
"You YELLED at me"
I tried to explain to the bachelor Uncle.....
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