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    I think the headline is totally wrong
    it could be:
    Woman ignores man and is wrong

    Woman sinks man

    or....?





    *yeah, I'm a male chauvinist pig, get over it (or don't)
    Doing it all wrong since 1966

  • #2
    Dunno! Big beats small every time!

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    • #3
      Yet we give them driver's licenses too.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by 68scott385 View Post
        Yet we give them driver's licenses too.
        Spoken by a single guy LOL. My wife complains that I don't listen to her. One night we were having hamburgers. Three times she asked me if I wanted a cheeseburger. Three times I said no, just a hamberger. Guess what I got? A cheeseburger.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Huskinhano View Post
          Spoken by a single guy LOL. My wife complains that I don't listen to her. One night we were having hamburgers. Three times she asked me if I wanted a cheeseburger. Three times I said no, just a hamberger. Guess what I got? A cheeseburger.
          You knew what you where going to get before the plate land though, right? She asked three times trying to get you to change your mind, see things her way, or cover up the fact that all the burgers already had cheese melted across them.
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          • #6
            Boss gave me sage advice when marriage was about to strike.

            Always have the last words in any marital conversation.

            Always.

            Never fail.

            And those words are "Yes dear".
            Of all the paths you take in life - make sure a few of them are dirt.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by STINEY View Post
              Boss gave me sage advice when marriage was about to strike.

              Always have the last words in any marital conversation.

              Always.

              Never fail.

              And those words are "Yes dear".
              when you want your spine back, tell your lovely bride these words (saved for the right occasions, of course) "dear, I love you but you are wholly on crack"

              the sounds that come after that the musical prelude to a War of 1812 Overture.
              Last edited by SuperBuickGuy; November 14, 2013, 02:56 PM.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Huskinhano View Post
                Spoken by a single guy LOL. My wife complains that I don't listen to her. One night we were having hamburgers. Three times she asked me if I wanted a cheeseburger. Three times I said no, just a hamberger. Guess what I got? A cheeseburger.
                My guess she already put the cheese on the burger before she asked you. The repeated asking was hope you would change your mind. Or, she could have the short term memory of a house fly.
                Last edited by Scott Liggett; November 14, 2013, 08:02 PM.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by STINEY View Post
                  Boss gave me sage advice when marriage was about to strike.

                  Always have the last words in any marital conversation.

                  Always.

                  Never fail.

                  And those words are "Yes dear".
                  Her reply to me: "Don't patronize me."
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                  • #10
                    I'm missing something here. I got a story about a sailboat being crushed by a ferry boat.

                    Dan

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by DanStokes View Post
                      I'm missing something here. I got a story about a sailboat being crushed by a ferry boat.

                      Dan
                      let's break it down. A man told a woman to steer right, as women are wont to do when instructed by a man, she did the opposite and steered left. A sailboat was left and got run over by the woman not following a man's instruction. The man on the sailboat lost his boat and got wet because a woman didn't listen to a man.

                      Last edited by SuperBuickGuy; November 15, 2013, 07:34 AM.
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                      • #12
                        Guess I didn't pick up on the genders of the involved parties. Let me reread this........

                        Yep - reread it. No mention of the Captain's gender. Might have been a woman directing a woman. Either way, I never can remember the "port-starboard" thing either. Probably why I'm not a sailor.

                        Dan
                        Last edited by DanStokes; November 15, 2013, 09:33 AM.

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                        • #13
                          I love the females in my family!
                          That said....
                          My son bought Honda 50's for his neices.. Put training wheels on them...
                          The 5 year old was approaching him.. He says "Kayla! Stop! No gas! step on the brake"
                          What does she do?
                          Yup! THROTTLES IT!
                          Hits him on the shin, denting it (miracle itdidn't break !!)
                          She wasn't hurt.. But bawled as if positions were reversed!
                          Asked if she was hurt.."No!". "why are you crying?".
                          "You YELLED at me"
                          I tried to explain to the bachelor Uncle.....

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                          • #14
                            ut oh.... I saw a picture of the Captain and presumed it was male. It was not....

                            carry on
                            Doing it all wrong since 1966

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by SuperBuickGuy View Post
                              ut oh.... I saw a picture of the Captain and presumed it was male. It was not....

                              carry on
                              Hmmm? 2 wrongs make a left?

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