If "ROADKILL" Sponsored the Thanksgiving Day Parade

[38P]

Why should Chad and Brian have all the fun . . . .

Here's the skinny on how DF & Finn would shake it up.

11. Parade would be "planned" on the back of an old Corona 12-pack box about five minutes before air time.

10. Parade would last eleven hours due to "overheating."

9. Finn would get lost and the Parade would end with a carjacking in Hoboken.

8. Helium is out . . . Jeff Lutz and the leaf blowers are IN!

7. The Rockettes would all die of tetanus contracted from the "Sailor Jerry" rat rod.

6. Move over, Fox Sports "Digger" . . . America is introduced to the GoPro flip-flop cam!

5. Nearly all the announced floats miss the parade because they're blown apart in HRM's shops awaiting a Hemi transplant.

4. New York Police Commissioner issues arrest warrant for public endangerment after DF has Mayor Bloomberg ride in the "Rat Rod Jeep."

3. Freak snowstorm spoils DF & Finn dramatic entrance in the "Hot Rod Ranchero." (But not to worry, GoPro cameras reduce production costs for the three sequels it spawns to $1.95)

2. After seeing the new balloons, America's impressionable youngsters all are saying "Mommie, what's a Corona Mega Forty?"

1. Santa misses "the show" because the Rat Rod '50 Mercury broke down . . . again.

[38P]

DF would auction off all the rolling stock (at a loss) to pay for Finn's and his bar tab . . . .

[Pumpkin]

Out of curiosity, where's your videos that garner the hits that Roadkill gets?

[Scott Liggett]

No one on TV would be able to see any part of the parade due to so much tire smoke from constant burnouts.

[NewEnglandRaceFan]

Why the total hate for DF And fin's show.. it's slapstick funny.. if you are looking for a tech heavy show it's not gonna happen.. road kill is a great way to watch something that's not another America's got talent or can sing or whatever..
we get it you don't like it. nor like D/F and/or fin.. but funny thing is. it sounds like you've seen every show... and that means they win, you loose..
it maybe "only" a you tube show.. but who cares.. most things start small.. and go from there.. will this get bigger.. only time will tell.. but I think it's great.. where else will you see an insiders look at a dragboat w-end.. yes the overheating gets old.. and might just be an out to fix some really stupid thing they forgot..
speedy at least they didn't walk into ford and buy their junk.. roadkill is the otherside of the coin, from the powertour that's all about readiness and working the kinks out before hand.. roadkill is about a Friday 5pm idea and running with it.. they look like they are having a ball, and it's making money and getting the hot rod brand out to those that might never pick up the mag.. and I'm sure it makes those long boring office hours worth it.. when they can unwind in the shop.. and get payed for it.. you seem to forget some of the drama is part of the snick.. look around speedy it works.. there has to be 30+ shows that use the same type outline start/explain/drama/end . how is them drinking a beer, like 99% of guys do. any different than when it was done on all in the family years ago other than back then the words where removed from the can/bottle only the logo design stayed.. if you hate it so much stop watching it..

I'm waiting on them to go back to D/F'S roots and a purely junkyard search and destroy build like he did in the mags years ago before the higher up's said the venders paying for ad's were not happy..