Wife's weight vs ET

[Schtauffer]

Ok, so the wife and I took the Malibu to Maple Grove for the Friday night grudge racing. Made a couple of 14.2 passes, it was laying down at the top, so I checked the plugs and decided to take some timing out. Then I hear the announcer say that cars going 14 seconds and slower may take a passenger along. SO, the wife climbs in, we make two passes at 14.16 and 14.13. We go sit in the stands for a little with some friends, and I'm saying how if I make a pass myself it should go 14.0's cuz rule of thumb sez that 100 lbs is worth a tenth. Check the plugs again, decide to take a little more timing out, and made another pass. Guess what-- 13.93.

So now everybody is saying my wife must weigh 200 lbs cuz the car went exactly 2/10 quicker. How do I get myself in these situations?

[tiresmoke!]

Re: Wife's weight vs ET

Come on, you know the drill........"I'm sorry dear....yes, I'm a pig, dear........"

[Brian Lohnes]

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OK that's f'n hilarious.

Brian

[dustergirl]

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I say cooler air later in the night also helped propel you into the 13's...but the wife weight thing is funnier. :D

[Scott Liggett]

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I am not married, but I do know one thing; wife and weight should never, ever be in the same sentence.

[oletrux4evr]

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I am not married, but I do know one thing; wife and weight should never, ever be in the same sentence.

A very, very wise man..... ;D

[SpeedJunkee's Carbs]

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I am not married, but I do know one thing; wife and weight should never, ever be in the same sentence.

A very, very wise man..... ;D

Normally with those word in the same paragraph normally equals someone getting smacked................lmao

[smallblockjay]

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Actually, wife and weight can go in the same sentence, as long there is one word in front of it.

Have you lost weight?  ;D

But then again, you could get, "No. Why, do you think I need to loose weight? You think I'm fat, don't you?!!!" SMACK

[oletrux4evr]

Re: Wife's weight vs ET

Actually, wife and weight can go in the same sentence, as long there is one word in front of it.

Have you lost weight? ;D

But then again, you could get, "No. Why, do you think I need to loose weight? You think I'm fat, don't you?!!!" SMACK

Mary would say, "What else does the box say Ed?".....

[AllenK]

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My wife weighs 90 lbs! She's not heavy enough to
alter the times that much.









Lookin out for ya, bro.-min301

[Schtauffer]

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Not to worry, my wife's a good sport. She knows what she weighs and how she looks and is comfortable with all of that. I'm not really in trouble, but it sure was funny.

[olbuddybob]

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My wife weighs 90 lbs! She's not even worth a tenth.

Ouch

[tiresmoke!]

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My wife weighs 90 lbs! She's not even worth a tenth.

*winces*

Ya may wanna re-phrase that, just in case she hops on here and sees that....you know better

[DanStokes]

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As I've stated before, ME is Number Three. Let me assure all of you - don't go there! You're just asking for misery. She'll never let you have your testicles back (you know she has 'em - just ask Keith). It's a wise man who knows when to shut up and just not say what's on his mind.

Dan

[AllenK]

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I just told my wife what I wrote,and she thought it was funny.

As most women her size do,she has an 800 lb. gorilla attitude. :D