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  • The Strength of the Imbibement

    Got into an exchange of emails with Lisa in West Virginia. She's amongst the funniest ladies in the world. I would love for Lisa and Gail to meet in person one of these days. It would be some kind of cosmic implosion of talent.

    So Lisa sent:

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    And being as dumb as I am, I had to ask or say....

    "So, But Whiskey WHAT?"

    Lisa said, I assume you fill in whatever.

    So I said:

    Hmmmm.....artistic license.

    Whiskey.....you CAN actually fly, in your mind at least, but the abrupt landing is a bitch. Decelleration trauma and emergency room or morgue. Hmmm....leaves a lot of doors open to possibility, does whiskey......Okay, I get it. Tequila is the "best" for effect. It turns folks into somebody else. Better than Hollywood ever portrayed.

    Beer. What's wrong with beer? Why not just do beer? Ben Franklin MADE beer, said it proves God wanted us all to have fun, or something like that.

    Whiskey? Nope, no thanks.

    Charter member of the Turd Nuggets
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