Lord have mercy - I was in a rotten mood (waiting for a craigslist jerkoff to show up and buy some crap)
Till I read this!
Mine - aw this is horrible.
Snickers Gardner that just aint right.... my second dog was named Thunder - so much better!
Heidi Schnieder for the lovely wife
Snickers Gardner.... Sounds like some kind of horrible VD. I'm sorry Mr Milner you have snicker gardner..No not that!!! We have to treat it right away before it become beer nuts.
I hear a name like Heidi Schnieder and I want to meet her.
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