Phil Bonner's '63 Lightweight Galaxie Stolen!

[VTJUNK]

After reading the stolen car post, I did a google search and was shocked to find this.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2008119913_webhotcar17.html

Never heard anything about it. Why can't people leave stuff alone? That car survived all these years to just to be screwed up by some low life. You know they'll try to part it out or destrot it to get rid of it.

[VTJUNK]

Re: Phil Bonner's '63 Lightweight Galaxie Stolen!

Happy ending on this one, they found it along with the trailer, but not much of a story.

http://www.oldcarsweekly.com/article/Vancouver_Race_Car_Theft/

[DanStokes]

Re: Phil Bonner's '63 Lightweight Galaxie Stolen!

I'm so pleased that they got him (it HAS to be a "him") back. Hope they catch the scumbag.

Dan

[Brad54]

Re: Phil Bonner's '63 Lightweight Galaxie Stolen!

I still believe that if they catch you thieving, the thief should be required to turn over an equal value of his possessions to the victim.

Put a couple families out on the lawn because their low-life father couldn't keep his hands in his pockets, and the crime rate will drop.

Of course, shooting them after the third offense will lower crime too...

-Brad

[Brian Lohnes]

Re: Phil Bonner's '63 Lightweight Galaxie Stolen!

Yeah but Brad, paying someone to dig all those graves would be expensive for the tax payers...he he.

Brian

[joebogey]

Re: Phil Bonner's '63 Lightweight Galaxie Stolen!

Convert them to Hinduism before you shoot them, then just toss them on top of a pile of burning pallets.

Yeah, I don't like thieves.

[JOES66FURY]

Re: Phil Bonner's '63 Lightweight Galaxie Stolen!

good to see he got it back, endings like that are rare

[Brian Lohnes]

Re: Phil Bonner's '63 Lightweight Galaxie Stolen!

Convert them to Hinduism before you shoot them, then just toss them on top of a pile of burning pallets.

This is a good answer for me anyway, as my dad owns and operates a pallet business. I can see a new "specialty burning pallet" being designed right now,

Ca-Ching!

Brian

[CTX-SLPR]

Re: Phil Bonner's '63 Lightweight Galaxie Stolen!

Convert them to Hinduism before you shoot them, then just toss them on top of a pile of burning pallets.

This is a good answer for me anyway, as my dad owns and operates a pallet business. I can see a new "specialty burning pallet" being designed right now,

Ca-Ching!

Brian

Thats more for the old school practice of widows after thier husbands died. The real benifit would be they would now believe they'd come back as cats or toads. Believe it or not but some consider rats to be a good thing to come back as, have a whole temple dedicated to them.

[Brad54]

Re: Phil Bonner's '63 Lightweight Galaxie Stolen!

Yeah but Brad, paying someone to dig all those graves would be expensive for the tax payers...he he.

Brian

No man, you're not seeing the whole thing...you make THEM dig the hole. pop 'em in the noggin, then send the family a bill for the bullet, the man hours for the guards watching them dig, and tool rental (shovel and the gun). To bury them, you use the next class.

-Brad

[fahrenschnell]

Re: Phil Bonner's '63 Lightweight Galaxie Stolen!

Hey people always need jobs...grave diggers, executioner.....Hey people can't be picky.

String them up.

Seth

[Brian Lohnes]

Re: Phil Bonner's '63 Lightweight Galaxie Stolen!

No man, you're not seeing the whole thing...you make THEM dig the hole. pop 'em in the noggin, then send the family a bill for the bullet, the man hours for the guards watching them dig, and tool rental (shovel and the gun). To bury them, you use the next class.
-Brad

I think some people overuse the words "evil genius", but in this case they seem appropriate. HA! Your plan is air tight Brad. We just need to mandate the use of an American made firearm and shovel.

Brian

[Brad54]

Re: Phil Bonner's '63 Lightweight Galaxie Stolen!

Not so much "evil genius" as "vengeful sonovabitch."

-Brad