REDNECKS

[62-impala-ss]

REDNECK YARD SWING


How do you know when you're staying In a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the Clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.

REDNECK WEENIE ROAST


Did you hear that they have raised the minimum Drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

REDNECK TIME OUT


A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

REDNECK COOLER


Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a
Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records

[IOWA552SLOW]

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call me a redneck, but that swing looks comfy.
i could just kick back relax and take a nap there.

[Monster]

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.. but that swing looks comfy.
i could just kick back relax and take a nap there.

Aaahhh, excuse me.
Don't you mean you could kick back, relax, down a few brews, then take a nap ?

: )

[Pumpkin]

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.. but that swing looks comfy.
i could just kick back relax and take a nap there.

Aaahhh, excuse me.
Don't you mean you could kick back, relax, down a few brews, then take a nap ?

: )

Sounds like Steve has test driven it already ; )

[OldUsedParts]

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If your lawnmower consists of:
a stake
a long rope and
a goat

"you might be a redneck"

[DanStokes]

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Hungry.

Dan

[oletrux4evr]

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I've posted this before, but thanks for the additional opportunity.
I rest my case:

[tiresmoke!]

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safety orange as well.....half a dozen ki'sbikes, and bet there ain't a damn kid one to be found.


At least they're flying the Stars and Stripes(usually the Stars and Bars).....LOL

[OldUsedParts]

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If your lawnmower consists of:
a stake
a long rope and
a goat

"you might be a redneck"

If your lawnmower turns into Cabrita later, what does that make you?

a recycler

[Gary 351C]

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A few of my personal favorites,

[70.5CAMARO]

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see, iam a redneck, so for me topost pictures i think it would be against my religion, lol. but i will say my kids automotically know when to get me a fresh beer when i am mowing the lawn. also if you remember right i race a lawnmower. plus I live in the country and give my dog beer.,

[DanStokes]

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WOW -
A redneck condo complex. A luxury high-rise if I ever did see one.

Dan

[IOWA552SLOW]

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a few beers would most deffinately be involved ;)

[hoofhearted]

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you know... kids get a hell of a lot more useful when they start talking and can fetch beer. I knocked an empty can over at the ex's the other night, and the kid got up and got me a new one. Without prompting. Wow. Then I remembered, oh yeah, he's up for a learners permit next month. Clever little sh*ts they are.

He must be a redneck too - we're at the secret lair a while back, and I can tell he's bored. I mention that the mower runs. He runs it out of gas driving around the parking lot. Much fun when he figured out he could drop the cluth in fifth gear and it would wheelie. Pfffft.

I had a dog (a beagle, go figure) that would knock beers over when you weren't looking so he could drink it. But he was too classy to really be a redneck. He'd also walk into the room we were in, fart, then go back to the bedroom and go back to sleep.

I've always lived in the city, at constant odds with the city people, but a few years back we got a 45 year old 12x56 trailer at Lake Texoma - it's pretty redneck, and I love it. To honor the great rednecks, I bought a boat that cost as much as the trailer, and built a garage as big as the trailer to put it in. Someday the Corp of Engineers will let people live there full time... and I will build something like this and retire there:

Frank Loyyd Wright would be proud.

[Brian Lohnes]

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If Escher were a redneck, he'd-a painted that instead of this:



Brian