This is a story, about "coming-to". While a half-dozen minor car wrecks and some close calls on major ones once soured me a little bit on fast driving I can still banzai a bicycle, go over the bars and leave pieces of skin hanging from bushes etc., then laugh-it-off and get back on. Or at least, at 48, I think I can.
Well before you could go into a store and buy any kind of off-road or MX bicycle we used to take "Stingray"-type frames, fit them with braced handlebars and lower the "banana"-type seat as far down as it would go then fabricate appropriate rr seat posts. Genuine Schwinns were preferable, mine was an older model with a skip-tooth chain and a frame that had two top-bars, the rr stays ended at the seat post and didn't continue forward in a curve to the down tube like newer ones. Wherever it broke I screwed on repair brackets. That lowered long seat meant it stayed out of the way on jumps or maneuvers or you could just relax and sit back at the end and cruise.
My parents liked to camp, one occasional spot was Vasquez Rocks north of Los Angeles...perhaps known by the rest of the world as the place where William Shatner fought off a man in a lizard suit (the "Gorn") and notable for rough terrain and steeply-angled rock formations and shelfs. There was an actual campground with sites for cars and smooth curving roadways passing along a ranger station and it was a really nice place. After a day of riding my bicycle down hillsides never meant to be ridden (and surely off-limits there now) I had eaten dinner and was just cruising the grounds alone in quiet nighttime darkness.
Warm summer air, stars by the billions. You could could almost close your eyes and just listen to the hum of the tires on asphalt...
That would be the situation and where I was, but in the next moment I had no awareness of it. I had no memory of anything. I could have been in a sleeping in bed, or in the ocean being rolled by a wave...just hold the breathing and tuck-in tight...No up, no down, just a dream...
Like a morning after, with conscienceness came pain. My stomach, my arms...oh God, ouch. I felt my head, lying on the padded cross-bar at the front of the bike. My arms hung by my side. I was apparently upright. My feet touched the ground...I could feel the pedals. I couldn't move. It was a struggle to take the first breath.
I opened my eyes and found myself looking down, at the front wheel. I was indeed sitting on the bicycle upright. I got my hands to the bars...it was the strangest thing...I hadn't fallen over at all. I was up against nothing, no tree, no rock. I just hung there in the middle of the road, in pain. The gut, oh man... In a few moments I was able to get myself sat up. As I did so I almost fell, and braced my feet. I got my balance, and my brain straightened out...
There in the dark, just cruising along with my eyes looking up at the stars, I had ridden straight into a cable stretched across the road. It caught me solid and I just hung there for I don't know how long, maybe a minute or a few moments. As I figured that out I didn't move...it was so weird, no one saw it...I wasn't actually hurt, the pain was beginning to go away...
If you've ever been out on a group trip where there's hiking or biking or motorcycling and you see a guy who's been out alone come staggaring back, with an odd look on his face...he doesn't say a word but just goes straight into the camper or whatever... Later he 'fesses up to what dumb thing he'd just done and how close he came to breaking his neck...yeah that was me there. I was pretty sore the next day and didn't ride much.
Any other good stories?
Well before you could go into a store and buy any kind of off-road or MX bicycle we used to take "Stingray"-type frames, fit them with braced handlebars and lower the "banana"-type seat as far down as it would go then fabricate appropriate rr seat posts. Genuine Schwinns were preferable, mine was an older model with a skip-tooth chain and a frame that had two top-bars, the rr stays ended at the seat post and didn't continue forward in a curve to the down tube like newer ones. Wherever it broke I screwed on repair brackets. That lowered long seat meant it stayed out of the way on jumps or maneuvers or you could just relax and sit back at the end and cruise.
My parents liked to camp, one occasional spot was Vasquez Rocks north of Los Angeles...perhaps known by the rest of the world as the place where William Shatner fought off a man in a lizard suit (the "Gorn") and notable for rough terrain and steeply-angled rock formations and shelfs. There was an actual campground with sites for cars and smooth curving roadways passing along a ranger station and it was a really nice place. After a day of riding my bicycle down hillsides never meant to be ridden (and surely off-limits there now) I had eaten dinner and was just cruising the grounds alone in quiet nighttime darkness.
Warm summer air, stars by the billions. You could could almost close your eyes and just listen to the hum of the tires on asphalt...
That would be the situation and where I was, but in the next moment I had no awareness of it. I had no memory of anything. I could have been in a sleeping in bed, or in the ocean being rolled by a wave...just hold the breathing and tuck-in tight...No up, no down, just a dream...
Like a morning after, with conscienceness came pain. My stomach, my arms...oh God, ouch. I felt my head, lying on the padded cross-bar at the front of the bike. My arms hung by my side. I was apparently upright. My feet touched the ground...I could feel the pedals. I couldn't move. It was a struggle to take the first breath.
I opened my eyes and found myself looking down, at the front wheel. I was indeed sitting on the bicycle upright. I got my hands to the bars...it was the strangest thing...I hadn't fallen over at all. I was up against nothing, no tree, no rock. I just hung there in the middle of the road, in pain. The gut, oh man... In a few moments I was able to get myself sat up. As I did so I almost fell, and braced my feet. I got my balance, and my brain straightened out...
There in the dark, just cruising along with my eyes looking up at the stars, I had ridden straight into a cable stretched across the road. It caught me solid and I just hung there for I don't know how long, maybe a minute or a few moments. As I figured that out I didn't move...it was so weird, no one saw it...I wasn't actually hurt, the pain was beginning to go away...
If you've ever been out on a group trip where there's hiking or biking or motorcycling and you see a guy who's been out alone come staggaring back, with an odd look on his face...he doesn't say a word but just goes straight into the camper or whatever... Later he 'fesses up to what dumb thing he'd just done and how close he came to breaking his neck...yeah that was me there. I was pretty sore the next day and didn't ride much.
Any other good stories?
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