Joke: What's the difference between a mechanic and a prostitute???

[1320AWestCoastStory.com]

They both lay on their backs all day, but one of them works....



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Hopefully nobody is offended... :

[nosnerd]

Re: Joke: What's the difference between a mechanic and a prostitute???

lmao!!

[70.5CAMARO]

Re: Joke: What's the difference between a mechanic and a prostitute???

which one works?

[Pumpkin]

Re: Joke: What's the difference between a mechanic and a prostitute???

If you've got to ask

[dustergirl]

Re: Joke: What's the difference between a mechanic and a prostitute???

haha!

[Fordplay0621]

Re: Joke: What's the difference between a mechanic and a prostitute???

They both can blow your flat tire up to.

[TheSilverBuick]

Re: Joke: What's the difference between a mechanic and a prostitute???

I don't know about the differences, but you can get screwed by both!

http://www.carjunkietv.com/forum/index.php?topic=7198.msg141246#msg141246

[70.5CAMARO]

Re: Joke: What's the difference between a mechanic and a prostitute???

I don't know about the differences, but you can get screwed by both!

I am a mechanic, and I can vouch for both, lol

[OldUsedParts]

Re: Joke: What's the difference between a mechanic and a prostitute???

I'm looking for a Prostitute that works part time as a Mechanic !

[Scott Liggett]

Re: Joke: What's the difference between a mechanic and a prostitute???

One can install a trailer hitch and the other can suck the chrome off of it.

[terry russell]

Re: Joke: What's the difference between a mechanic and a prostitute???

One can install a trailer hitch and the other can suck the chrome off of it.

better than that.do both!

[tiresmoke!]

Re: Joke: What's the difference between a mechanic and a prostitute???

Used to drive for a small tri-axle dumptruck outfit at one time(took a break from OTR), one of the mechanics in the garage had a creeper with a very amusing script on the back .

It went: Holla for a Dolla,
F**k for a buck,
Makin' a livin' on my back
Want some?

I LOL'ed every time I saw it.

[70.5CAMARO]

Re: Joke: What's the difference between a mechanic and a prostitute???

I would hook if my wife would let me, she wont, i asked,

[TheSilverBuick]

Re: Joke: What's the difference between a mechanic and a prostitute???

I would hook if my wife would let me, she wont, i asked,

My friend thought about doing that and came to the conclusion;

The only clientele for prostitutes are men, so you better be ready for that one ;)

[malc]

Re: Joke: What's the difference between a mechanic and a prostitute???

Mechanics tighten nuts, hookers release them.