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  • #16
    Re: Colonoscopies...funny

    Originally posted by 66SS396
    Originally posted by AllenK
    My grandma had a bout with colon cancer,and she has to drink a big jug of something called "Golitely" before a colonoscopy. This a very misnamed prodcut to say the least,and I think the taste is pretty horrid also.
    It is called "Colyte" (pronounced "coal-lite") and I too have had to drink it. Nasty stuff. I'm having a scope on Friday ,and they gave me something different to take that is a lot easier to deal with. I had colon cancer 10 years ago when I was 31. Get checked guys. No hetrosexual man likes to think about where that camera is going to go, but it really isn't a big deal. You sleep through the whole proceedure.
    Golitely tastes just like 7 Up. That's what my doctor said as he handed over a gallon of the crap. Obviously, he has never even tasted the stuff. Gack. Oh yeah, don't go farther than 20 feet from the can while drinking it.
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    • #17
      Re: Colonoscopies...funny

      The Spanish way................



      Ole ouch :o

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      • #18
        Re: Colonoscopies...funny

        Originally posted by malc
        The Spanish way................



        Ole ouch :o
        Ay mierda! Mi culo!!
        The former Remy-Z

        "Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."

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        • #19
          Re: Colonoscopies...funny

          could someone label this nws. i had a few people looking at me kinda strange at work. roflmao.
          funny funny funny

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          • #20
            Re: Colonoscopies...funny

            Ok, you think that's bad have the prostate/bladder checked, not the finger up the ass way. I'm talking with the tube and camera procedure similar to a colonoscopy, except the doctor went in with a complete TV news crew, reporter, camera man, and truck with the antenna extended. DAMN that was PAINFULL. And you are awake. Unless your an S&M freak, it isn't pleasant.
            "You want to lay the fate of the world on the kid's Camaro?
            Ok that's cool"

            Agent Simmons, from the Transformers movie

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            • #21
              Re: Colonoscopies...funny

              Originally posted by big dreamer racing
              ...the friendly finger up the ass way...
              Friendly?!
              The former Remy-Z

              "Remy-Z, you've outdone yourself again, I thought a Mirada was the icing on the cake of rodding, but this Imperial is the spread of little 99-cent candy letters spelling out "EAT ME" on top of that cake."

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              • #22
                Re: Colonoscopies...funny

                Originally posted by Remy-Z
                Originally posted by big dreamer racing
                ...the friendly finger up the ass way...
                Friendly?!
                OK, Not so friendly finger
                "You want to lay the fate of the world on the kid's Camaro?
                Ok that's cool"

                Agent Simmons, from the Transformers movie

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