This One Went Viral Today

[pdub]

Wow, what I miss in the virtual world when I go to work and stay there all day, not looking out. From the DB feed on the Left Coast...

There's this, the film at 6 O'clock is worth a watch:

https://www.katu.com/news/local/Hissssss-Police-resuce-family-penned-into-bedroom-by-22-pound-cat-249345481.html

And then it's followed up by THIS, you have to scroll down to pick up the latest developments in the story:

https://www.kgw.com/news/Couple-22-pound-cat-will-get-therapy--249566171.html

[JOES66FURY]

you've got to be effing kidding me.

[IOWA552SLOW]

I have 2 dogs that sleep on our bed. Does this mean that I need to sleep with one eye open from now on? Pets take over the world!!

[pdub]

I have 2 dogs that sleep on our bed. Does this mean that I need to sleep with one eye open from now on? Pets take over the world!!

You can change the whole scenario by sending the pet(s) to psychotherapy ahead of time, as it reads.

Better do it now before you have to call 911. After that, you've already kicked the cat and PETA will have their say. That's always interesting.

[NewEnglandRaceFan]

really calls the popo because of the cat..

[pdub]

really calls the popo because of the cat..

HhaahhHahhaHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep, really did, by all accounts. And cat therapy is in order. HahHAhhaahH!!!!

I'm sorry, lets talk about cars. This is the first time I've ever posted anything off topic here, forgive me. HahHAhhaahH!!!! HHhaHahahaHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GFogg]

Or they could give Lux a dirt nap

[NewEnglandRaceFan]

pets are very jealous, it's not unheard of them smothering babies when they sleep..
cats are known for this...

[pdub]

pets are very jealous, it's not unheard of them smothering babies when they sleep..
cats are known for this...

We've uncovered NERF's cover. NERF is actually Dr. Phil. Phil, why are you on BangShift? Seems you should be too busy....

[pdub]

Or they could give Lux a dirt nap

That's Plan A, east of the Mississippi River at least. The cats even have lawyers for the defense out there, the cat will sue the owner for not having enough kibbles in his bowl, and that's why he got mad, and the cat will win. Actual and punitive damages. Big bucks.

[Schtauffer]

Buncha pussies.

You know... growing up on a farm, with 20-30 cats around at all times, I don't think there was ever a cat that bested a human. At least not for more than a second or two... cats are almost as dispensable as insects.

[pdub]

Buncha pussies.

You know... growing up on a farm, with 20-30 cats around at all times, I don't think there was ever a cat that bested a human. At least not for more than a second or two... cats are almost as dispensable as insects.

Gene, you've opened up a whole new realm - insect therapy. With the proper therapy, they won't bite us! It's up to us to make them better.

[NewEnglandRaceFan]

Buncha pussies.

You know... growing up on a farm, with 20-30 cats around at all times, I don't think there was ever a cat that bested a human. At least not for more than a second or two... cats are almost as dispensable as insects.

hahaha, now tell my wife that...

[NewEnglandRaceFan]

Buncha pussies.

You know... growing up on a farm, with 20-30 cats around at all times, I don't think there was ever a cat that bested a human. At least not for more than a second or two... cats are almost as dispensable as insects.

hahaha now tell my wife that, prepare to duck..

[pdub]

hahaha now tell my wife that, prepare to duck..

Guys, I'm brain blasted from too many different things at work today for too many hours, just wanna thank all of you for helping me laugh at the end of the day.

Did I ever say I love BangShift? If not, I meant to. I don't love the new platform at all, but the guys in the know are well on the way to making it okay.

Thanks everybody involved.