http://www.nationaljournal.com/tech/...lapse-20140318
You'd think something like this is from the Onion . . . NASA . . . yup, the pocket-protector geeks that used to send up awesome Saturn V moon rockets (Back when America still had the bread and bravado to do such audacious things) . . . taking a break from that passé "Right Stuff" astronaut thing for awhile . . . reportedly have concluded that were gonna crash and burn like the Roman Empire . . . because we like do stuff like drive cars!
(Funny, I don't remember any Trans-Ams or G.T.Os in Gibbons' History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. . . . . )
Here's the money quote for Bangshifters:
Do I hear Sammy Hagar warming up in the pits . . . .
Can somebody explain why the "Red Rocker" is in a BLACK car?
And can you imagine those Goddard Space Dweebs' reaction if they got a load of the Hot Rod Power Tour?
(Hey kids, let's avoid politics in discussing this topic, Okay?)
You'd think something like this is from the Onion . . . NASA . . . yup, the pocket-protector geeks that used to send up awesome Saturn V moon rockets (Back when America still had the bread and bravado to do such audacious things) . . . taking a break from that passé "Right Stuff" astronaut thing for awhile . . . reportedly have concluded that were gonna crash and burn like the Roman Empire . . . because we like do stuff like drive cars!
(Funny, I don't remember any Trans-Ams or G.T.Os in Gibbons' History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. . . . . )
Here's the money quote for Bangshifters:
Meanwhile, resources continue to be used up, even by the technologies designed to preserve them. For instance, "an increase in vehicle fuel efficiency technology tends to enable increased per capita vehicle miles driven, heavier cars, and higher average speeds, which then negate the gains from the increased fuel-efficiency," the study said.
Can somebody explain why the "Red Rocker" is in a BLACK car?
And can you imagine those Goddard Space Dweebs' reaction if they got a load of the Hot Rod Power Tour?
(Hey kids, let's avoid politics in discussing this topic, Okay?)
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