So what would you do?

[dulcich]

Braub, forget all the silly ideas or cops. Let me explain something that I have found works great every time! Step one is to just stand square in the street forcing the offending car to stop. Holding your hand straight out in the STOP position is optional but recommended. Next the driver will always get lippy and aggressive. This is good. In a mocking tone of disrgard inform him of the way it is going to be. Stage three is the driver will lose it because in his eyes you are utterly humiliating and disrespecting him (which you are), and then he will invariably step out of the car to assert himself. This is the best part; immediately proceed with a full overhead bodyslam into the pavement. Usually this will settle the situation nicely and if you do it correctly the trauma from the bodyslam will leave the kid unable to recall the details of what happen or identify you. I find this system works like a charm every single time! -dulcich

[tardis454]

Park Brutus in the street...

[silver_bullet]

X2

[Casper]

one more post & tardis has 333

[Casper]

[70chevyC-10]

Braub, forget all the silly ideas or cops. Let me explain something that I have found works great every time! Step one is to just stand square in the street forcing the offending car to stop. Holding your hand straight out in the STOP position is optional but recommended. Next the driver will always get lippy and aggressive. This is good. In a mocking tone of disrgard inform him of the way it is going to be. Stage three is the driver will lose it because in his eyes you are utterly humiliating and disrespecting him (which you are), and then he will invariably step out of the car to assert himself. This is the best part; immediately proceed with a full overhead bodyslam into the pavement. Usually this will settle the situation nicely and if you do it correctly the trauma from the bodyslam will leave the kid unable to recall the details of what happen or identify you. I find this system works like a charm every single time! -dulcich

And don't forget your WWF costume you wore last Halloween.

[tedly]

Make a deal with them. They chill out in the neighborhood, you start introducing them into the gearhead community. They don't... cops, tv, whatever it takes to get it to stop. Then follow through.

[bishir]

I've been dealing with the same problem, but with redneck neighbors. Its all really life paying us back in a circle isn't it? When I was a teen I'd slow down if I saw kids playing by the road etc.. but give me an open street and it was BONZAI time!

[Orange65]

Thoughts:

1. Install a Phalanx anti aircraft gun in your yard reprogrammed to go after anything traveling over 35 MPH.

2. Late at night, sew their driveway with sheetrock nails. They can't speed if they are busy fixing flats.

3. Speedbumps on the road. The Roadkill episode about the Charger rebuild has about 4 scenes of something going over a speedbump on the way to Rob's house- pretty funny.

4. I like the bowling ball idea.

5. If all else fails, call the cops. It is their job to enforce the laws "To serve and protect" the kids on your street.