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    I Know Where Jimmy Hoffa Is




    I do. I know for sure. I've never told anybody up until now, but I think BS is the best place to break the news. My third cousin by my second wife knew a guy who was a mechanic who married a motel housekeeper who had a son by another guy who talked to somebody who knew where Jimmy is. It's a sure thing. I'm not telling until I get a book deal and a movie contract. No way I'm getting out of this thing and not be rich, so don't ask.
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    You've been watching PBS again haven't you?!
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    • #3
      Originally posted by 68scott385 View Post
      You've been watching PBS again haven't you?!
      Don't downplay this Scott. I'm serious. And I've got some even bigger news - Jimmy's dead. He's as dead as a Food Lion mackerel dead. Yep. But I ain't saying any more. I have to wait till Channel Nine lands their helicopter in our back yard. Then I'll talk.
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        I think you got tired of analyzing "bored".
        Last edited by 68scott385; August 2, 2014, 04:48 PM.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by 68scott385 View Post
          I think you got tired of analyzing "bored".
          Oh.
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          • #6
            Funny you bring up Hoffa, why just last week one of the new to the industry and still wet behind the ears engineers was setting up some new lab equipment. He was wanting to set one of our PC monitors up a shelf up near the ceiling! I said look here young'un you don't wear bi-focals, you put that monitor up that high you gonna end up like Jimmy Hoffa. He just looked at me puzzled and said WHO? I was speechless, that was a wasted shot!
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            • #7
              Originally posted by corvettedad View Post
              He just looked at me puzzled and said WHO? I was speechless, that was a wasted shot!
              Dang snot dripping sniveling younguns, they've got no clue. And no knowledge. As long as they have Mountain Dew and a smart phone they're good to go. Better than anybody else around them, and they don't have a fricking clue on this earth about which way it's (the earth) is turning.

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              • #8
                On a derby car tonite, the young guy.. Ohhh maybe 32?? Had written " In remembrance of those master builders and drivers who came before us, Stan Giddings, Derby Dan Hall, and XXXX(I didnt know this one) ". Skinny Vinnie is the kid's name, asked me if he should add my name there anytime soon? I told him, if you want, we can have fun with it.. He just laughed! I am older than Derby Dan, same age as Stan when they passed.. Miss them.. Other drivers, youngsters, did not know them.. My kids do cuz they are whom I ran with/against/for.. For me, going to derbys is humbling.. Respect I get.. From those who count!

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