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    My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

    Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days.

    Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

    The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."

    Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

    The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."


    Last edited by pdub; August 9, 2014, 06:06 PM.
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  • #2
    Good one Peewee, I'm gonna file that one!
    Pt 2010, Long Haul 2011,12,13,14,15,16,17, 18, 19, 23
    If you wait, all that happens is that you get older

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    • #3
      My wife says she would be insulted if I called her kitty a dog! (double entendre intended).

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Deaf Bob View Post
        My wife says she would be insulted if I called her kitty a dog! (double entendre intended).
        Gotta keep the piece DB. I mean the peace. The peace.
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        • #5
          meanwhile, Judge Brown says "Mickey Mouse, you can't divorce your wife just because she is silly..."

          Mickey replies "NO Judge, I said she was F*ING GOOFY!"
          Flying south, with a flock of bird dogs.

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          • #6
            Thumbs up from here, P.
            Act your age, not your shoe size. - Prince

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