Coming home today from Ohio.....the electronic sign way before Knoxville advertised it: Left two lanes closed on I-40 West at Exit whatever.
Yep. They were paving. I've got no other way home through there. And it was true, it's amazing how many folks don't believe the left two lanes are closed when all the signs say it. We'll race each other in the left two lanes and then act real surprised when the road runs out, and turn our blinkers on and stuff.
So, everybody stopped on the interstate. Right beside the sign that said left lanes closed, 2 miles away. We were going one car length per minute. And I was in the far right lane. Because I believed the signs. But there was an exit, like the grail. Get off the interstate.
So I wandered around in Knoxville, stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic that was moving faster than the folks trapped on the interstate, and came out on an on-ramp exactly where the construction gridlock roadblock ended. I wasted 30 minutes instead of 3 hours. I'm so dadgum smart I don't even know how to rate myself as far as being smart.
That was the luckiest thing ever. My GPS was screaming get back on the interstate, turn around. I ignored it. Kept going through town. Nearly wrecked once. Just gawking and thinking and figuring in the middle of a big busy intersection - that's how wrecks happen. Dead reckoning. East/West. Made it. Win. I've never driven in Knoxville, sure don't know my way "around."
Yep. They were paving. I've got no other way home through there. And it was true, it's amazing how many folks don't believe the left two lanes are closed when all the signs say it. We'll race each other in the left two lanes and then act real surprised when the road runs out, and turn our blinkers on and stuff.
So, everybody stopped on the interstate. Right beside the sign that said left lanes closed, 2 miles away. We were going one car length per minute. And I was in the far right lane. Because I believed the signs. But there was an exit, like the grail. Get off the interstate.
So I wandered around in Knoxville, stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic that was moving faster than the folks trapped on the interstate, and came out on an on-ramp exactly where the construction gridlock roadblock ended. I wasted 30 minutes instead of 3 hours. I'm so dadgum smart I don't even know how to rate myself as far as being smart.
That was the luckiest thing ever. My GPS was screaming get back on the interstate, turn around. I ignored it. Kept going through town. Nearly wrecked once. Just gawking and thinking and figuring in the middle of a big busy intersection - that's how wrecks happen. Dead reckoning. East/West. Made it. Win. I've never driven in Knoxville, sure don't know my way "around."
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