It's a thrilling tale. The statute of limitations hasn't run out on the parts that haven't been classified though. Learned a lot of valuable lessons that day, now if I could only remember them.
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Originally posted by tedly View PostIt's a thrilling tale. The statute of limitations hasn't run out on the parts that haven't been classified though. Learned a lot of valuable lessons that day, now if I could only remember them.
I remember one time when I couldn't remember when I couldn't remember what I was about to say and then I ..but I don't have a tattoo on my face - I'd remember that every morning looking in the mirror. So now I remember that I forgot what I really meant to say, andCharter member of the Turd Nuggets
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I think it's in C, country twang...
Never trust a break dancin' ferret
If you do you'll end up wearin' it
When you think you're right
You'll always end up wrooooooong
Oh yeah, that one's going to the Gearhead Inn.
That has seriously goofy potentialCharter member of the Turd Nuggets
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Don't trust a break dancin' ferret
If you do you'll end up wearin' it
When you think you're right
You'll always end up wrooooooong
Better to have a parrot
You sure nuff won't regret it
It won't bite and it
Won't poop on your caaaaaaaaaaaar
This is getting good. No, we're not silly . Not at all.Charter member of the Turd Nuggets
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We stayed with friends in Kearney on our way thru... They had a parrot.. The guy was a home remodeler and EVERYDAMN cabinet in her beautiful kitchen was gnawed full of furrows... Everydamn counter space had doo doo.. Woke up and one of them was talking to me sitting on the night stand, pooping into my pants on the floor.. I like my Banty chickens and rooster! They stay OUTSIDE!
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Originally posted by Deaf Bob View PostWe stayed with friends in Kearney on our way thru... They had a parrot.. The guy was a home remodeler and EVERYDAMN cabinet in her beautiful kitchen was gnawed full of furrows... Everydamn counter space had doo doo.. Woke up and one of them was talking to me sitting on the night stand, pooping into my pants on the floor.. I like my Banty chickens and rooster! They stay OUTSIDE!Of all the paths you take in life - make sure a few of them are dirt.
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Originally posted by Deaf Bob View PostWe stayed with friends in Kearney on our way thru... They had a parrot.. The guy was a home remodeler and EVERYDAMN cabinet in her beautiful kitchen was gnawed full of furrows... Everydamn counter space had doo doo.. Woke up and one of them was talking to me sitting on the night stand, pooping into my pants on the floor.. I like my Banty chickens and rooster! They stay OUTSIDE!
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