Yesterday ran to Stevens Point for a needed supplies run. Surprisingly, got everything on the list.
But had to look at every stop for ALL the items to get it done!!
AND I HAD TO shop Wal-Mart......
Needed some printer ink, (got the last one on shelf, and 60%+ of the slots were empty) also picked up some rattle can paint. (These shelves were 85% empty) getting 2 of the 4 I wanted..
And knocked off some shop supplies in the Auto Dept.
There were 2 ladies applying the price stickers in these isles, asking where a items was......she said buy it quickly,
"Prices are Skyrocketing !! .... they're not going up by pennies, but by the DOLLAR !!"
And under her breath, said IT Ain't Because I'm getting anymore PAY !!
Then I get to the checkout.......ONLY ONE Check Out lane Open!! 25-30 shopping carts deep, and some of these people have Enough Groceries for a Small Army or a Group Home !!
I am forced to use the Self Check Out Lane, (only half are useable). I Normally refuse these lanes until I will get a Sizeable Discounts to do their employee's job for FREE !!!
OH, Wait it gets Better !!
Remember I had Spray Paint.....the auto register LOCKS UP, I'm prompted to "Seek a Sales Assistant to verify your "AGE" to purchase this item.......There isn't a Wal-Mart "Sales Assistant" anywhere to be SEEN !! (They ALL must be having a Ciggy Butt Break out on the Freight Dock...)
Finally, some Mgr, in a Shiny Yellow vest sees the Auto Check Out Lane is backing up 10-12 deep to ME !!
Taps in some Super Secret Launch Code, and the screen unlocks.....As She turns away, I Grab the Shiny Yellow Vest, and Say....NOT SO FAST.....You are Staying Right Here!, I have some Auto Supplies I'm sure are GOING TO LOCK THIS SCREEN UP AGAIN that I haven't scanned yet !!
In a Wide Eyed stance, she stayed there, I finished my purchases, and told her,
"Hope You Have Your Rubber Underwear ON!! This may be a Real Bad Day at work,
look at EVERYONE BEHIND ME !!, have a nice day,.....
But had to look at every stop for ALL the items to get it done!!
AND I HAD TO shop Wal-Mart......
Needed some printer ink, (got the last one on shelf, and 60%+ of the slots were empty) also picked up some rattle can paint. (These shelves were 85% empty) getting 2 of the 4 I wanted..
And knocked off some shop supplies in the Auto Dept.
There were 2 ladies applying the price stickers in these isles, asking where a items was......she said buy it quickly,
"Prices are Skyrocketing !! .... they're not going up by pennies, but by the DOLLAR !!"
And under her breath, said IT Ain't Because I'm getting anymore PAY !!
Then I get to the checkout.......ONLY ONE Check Out lane Open!! 25-30 shopping carts deep, and some of these people have Enough Groceries for a Small Army or a Group Home !!
I am forced to use the Self Check Out Lane, (only half are useable). I Normally refuse these lanes until I will get a Sizeable Discounts to do their employee's job for FREE !!!
OH, Wait it gets Better !!
Remember I had Spray Paint.....the auto register LOCKS UP, I'm prompted to "Seek a Sales Assistant to verify your "AGE" to purchase this item.......There isn't a Wal-Mart "Sales Assistant" anywhere to be SEEN !! (They ALL must be having a Ciggy Butt Break out on the Freight Dock...)
Finally, some Mgr, in a Shiny Yellow vest sees the Auto Check Out Lane is backing up 10-12 deep to ME !!
Taps in some Super Secret Launch Code, and the screen unlocks.....As She turns away, I Grab the Shiny Yellow Vest, and Say....NOT SO FAST.....You are Staying Right Here!, I have some Auto Supplies I'm sure are GOING TO LOCK THIS SCREEN UP AGAIN that I haven't scanned yet !!
In a Wide Eyed stance, she stayed there, I finished my purchases, and told her,
"Hope You Have Your Rubber Underwear ON!! This may be a Real Bad Day at work,
look at EVERYONE BEHIND ME !!, have a nice day,.....
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